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You're Bad at Drunk Texting!

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Text Comments (203)
stink finger (1 day ago)
Most of these are just jokes.
Suzie Phillips (6 days ago)
Last year in Tarpon Springs, FL, a man called 911 to report that his wife had turned into a black widow spider. The cops must come to check. The wide was NOT a spider, but the guy calling was drunk. The cops advised him to go into his bedroom and sleep it off. A little while later, he calls 911 again. His wife had morphed into a black widow spider...again. Cops went back out and took the idiot to jail. The wife was not a spider so she stayed at home. Don't worry about the guy needing a lawyer. He was a retired lawyer!!!
Roxas Uzumaki (9 days ago)
Ok new series "you're fucking drunk!"
ColdDead Hands (9 days ago)
These are fucking hilarious! More please..
john Smolinski (11 days ago)
You can put metal in a microwave, just not tin foil.
2:25 reference to Les Miserables - Do you hear the people sing?
Corina Streahorn (17 days ago)
WOBNIARYT (17 days ago)
Is no one else going to point out that there's actually a movie about a talking/singing vagina? Seriously, it's called Chatterbox.
Omicron (18 days ago)
2:27 I think that was a referance to the song that rebels sings in Les Miserables
James Von Blitza (18 days ago)
If that’s my ex Morgan you found a real winner
Thankfully i'm not the only 1 checking to make sure they left a utensil in leftovers in the microwave.
Elsy Segovia (20 days ago)
yakanies (20 days ago)
I liked ur older vids man they were funnier than shit! An i see you still got a funny bone nd noticed u def put on some weight ( no offence ) man.... Where have the yers gone :\ been watching ur shit for 11yrs.. And i feel old blahblah blah lol
Jacob Teasdale (20 days ago)
After I heard the Dobby you're free oneI legitimately sad laughing so hard I couldn't breathe tears were flowing down my face and I started drooling you have just made my entire week
Kyote 10 (20 days ago)
New to the channel... so proud to call you a fellow Canuck!
Jason S (20 days ago)
I wonder who actually decided midget was no "p.c" I bet like a lot of shit it was prob a "normal sized" person who is just trying to act like they actually give a shit. People that try to make the world a better place but really just want to make themselves look like a good person, when in reality they are just fucking annoying. I'm not saying its ok to call people names but unless it comes from a little persons mouth, then fuck off. Just like people who yell at me for cursing and I say sry the realize they have no kids around so fuck fuckety fuck fuck. Sry got a little off topic
Madeleine Bee (20 days ago)
I'm sure somebody already pointed this out, but you knew that one about the singing vaginas was her making a parody of the song "do you hear the people sing?" from the musical les mis, right...fluffee?
kittykat Goode (20 days ago)
Drunk people can be hilarious and annoying all at the same time.
Rayzorbladez (20 days ago)
So many of these stories are complete bullshit
Stoner Something (20 days ago)
Your bad in public. That will be easy to fill walking around LA.
Elmo Missing!!! (20 days ago)
I remember watching you back in 2009
Blaine Bob (20 days ago)
Jaydeelu 93 (21 days ago)
It annoys me that YouTube won't even recommend your videos to me while I'm watching one of your videos.
love supernatural (20 days ago)
same, dude.
deansusandylan (21 days ago)
Plastic utensils avoid the microwave problem
Zakuro Capulet (21 days ago)
I love when you read the texts! It's so funny and awesome. I love your videos.
Mike Bordewick (21 days ago)
Awesome video fluffeetalks keep up the great work!!!!
Djarra (21 days ago)
You remember the 'Seinfeld' episode with the talking belly button, well the writers originally wanted that to be the woman vag.
Luna Tic (21 days ago)
My husband used to drunk text me asking where I was cause I was missing all the fun... We were both sitting on the couch watching stupid comedies cause they were drunk funny...
love supernatural (21 days ago)
Orangey (21 days ago)
“My legs feel good”
Teatro Grottesco (21 days ago)
It would be "The Vagina Arias"
Chaucer Faux (21 days ago)
We so need more of this shit, i was dying of laughter .
christopher erickson (21 days ago)
You deserve to get paid more
BobbyLee Spore (21 days ago)
I've left a fork in the microwave before, it's not safe, but it's not explosive either.
JunZZZ Z (21 days ago)
what's up with 00:57
Logans Revenge (21 days ago)
The legal name is midget not little person. And honestly little person sounds more condescending.
Lunathean (21 days ago)
I paid someone to show me there bush, it's a scam! All that is down there is a bunch of joker lips 😂
Austin Biggins (21 days ago)
This was a great video. Cant stop laughing.
Fellas , if you’re having trouble when the curtains fall and you can’t perform, don’t master bate for a week.Or just once every 2 weeks and you’ll be good. True story.
ERIKA DOWDY (21 days ago)
That’s exactly what vaginas, mouths Amazballs
Kate Smith (21 days ago)
When I was in college, it was the fraternities bid night and this one fraternity had soap parties, and there some liquid on the floor (probably booze) and I was so drunk I slipped and I landed more on my left side and I just laid there on the floor waiting for my other friend. The next day I had a huge bruise on my left shoulder.
Qwerty (21 days ago)
I swear if it wasn't people standing up for their rights to be called whatever they wanted I'd still be saying whatever I wanted... 😒 (and getting my butt kicked. I'm such a weenie)
Ashley Galaske (21 days ago)
''Dobby you are free'' XD I Love that
Brett Garandza (21 days ago)
OMG Fluffee! I do that thing with the microwave too! I always double check even though i'm sure i didn't put any metal in.
Cassie alex (21 days ago)
Richard (21 days ago)
Make this a serious man there's a lot of content.
T C (21 days ago)
One time I put a kraft dinner cup in the microwave and forgot to add water. Had to throw it out
Toon Spark (21 days ago)
no no no i made you laugh on twich 4 years ago with a midget….never took a shower since .
Wayne Williams (21 days ago)
That should be the name of this your too fucking drunk 😂😂
tis youtube (21 days ago)
Fluffee your drunk go home
Dave Busink (21 days ago)
Who felt drunk watching this vid?
jaime vera (21 days ago)
2:30 if a vagina worked like a second mouth...... that puh would feel 100 times better. Well that’s what I think. I never actually entered one before.
Juan Rodriguez (21 days ago)
Your to fucking drunk😥🤣😂
Eddie Gonzalez (21 days ago)
Does Scotty know?
Richard Hynson (21 days ago)
(3:52) so fucking funny!
ArabellaTurner (21 days ago)
1) I fear the microwave thing too. 2) I have a friend who can do the beer thing with her eyes. It scares me though that she’s going to damage her eye!
MrWowh (21 days ago)
Is this drunk texts? Or bad fake texts? Cause apparently everyone that gets and texts has an iPhone.
Kat Jackson (21 days ago)
That was a les miz reference and I'm LIVING. Fluffee, that musical is on Broadway. Look up " do you hear the people sing?" You'll get it.
CMansonite (21 days ago)
Singing vagina you say? Blocc party - signs, remixed, look it up
Ra Wo (21 days ago)
Skye FougyFish93 (21 days ago)
It's not on Broadway but the origin is! "do you hear the vags sing?" Lol, love the Les Miserables reference!
Danika Wright (21 days ago)
I'm pretty sure like half of these are fake texts.
K Bye (21 days ago)
Fluffee can you drunk text me daddyy 😍
lilbuni2004 (21 days ago)
You’re You’re You’re YOU’RE!!!
Erik Phrampus (21 days ago)
More lmao!
2009reinvention (21 days ago)
Hey FLuffee, love your videos. You always put a smile on my face. How about doing a video on the world's worst lips. There are so many bad ones out there. I just figured since you did eyebrows, why not lips.
Natalie Who (21 days ago)
Everytime I watch a Fluffee video it's over too soon! Please make em a little longer.❤️❤️
Alpha1 (21 days ago)
Vagina singing like a mermaid....🧜‍♀️🍑👂
Alex Lindh (21 days ago)
I left a spoon in the microwave in a cup of soon-to-be-hot chocolate. Nothing happened. But the handle was plastic and the metal part was in the chocolate, so...
THE HOUND (21 days ago)
only Vinnie jones can open beer bottles with his eyes
Shadow Claire (21 days ago)
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Yuuki Goin (21 days ago)
lol i just made the like button 900 likes,
MsPookie2 (21 days ago)
Is your nose bleeding or r u sick or is that just blow nose? ☃
TAIGXR (21 days ago)
Wait.. can you be good at drunk texting?
Len Zielenski (21 days ago)
"Kind of"?
VGMStudios33 (21 days ago)
Nothing wrong with midget.
Nick Taylor (21 days ago)
Is there such a thing as Youre good at drunk texting?
Elizabeth Tilley (21 days ago)
Vaginas don’t sing & talk? Then wtf is that play Vagina Monologues about?
I am potatoe (21 days ago)
Most of these are fake 😑
Mcapone (21 days ago)
These are great
koolkidYT (21 days ago)
Poptart (21 days ago)
Do a you’re bad at drunk driving video, where you react to really bad car crashes that drunk people caused.
George Morgan (21 days ago)
Awsom I druck wheen somthin..............
Lacey Sydney (21 days ago)
My dad actually can do that whole opening beer bottles with his eyes its funny but scary lmao
If you want to see a talking vagina watch starship troopers 👍
jesussaves1079 (21 days ago)
You can put forks and that I the microwave it's only real thin stuff like foil that burns go ahead try it
Grayson Wagner (21 days ago)
Its 45 pounds not dollars.
sky (20 days ago)
Grayson Wagner iTs 45 PoUnDs NoT dOLlArS
michael howard (21 days ago)
So funny so fucking funny..
Tryo707 (21 days ago)
I would marry the woman who takes a Les Mis song and rewrites it to be about her vagina. Pure excellence there.
A22 (21 days ago)
What is quef?
J Tetlow (21 days ago)
It's a pussy fart
An Agent of Chaos (21 days ago)
more of these
Shelby Powell (21 days ago)
A friend of mine gets drunk and she calls anyone, then gets paranoid until she falls asleep..
Wynter Sheard (21 days ago)
Wait how can someone be bad at drunk texting? It's expected to be horrible lol
Hunt'n Wabbits (21 days ago)
Do another drunk fluffee episode man. The last one was great! Guys look up the drunk fluffee christmas video, he drinks a bottle of booze on camera, it is funny as fuck.
Chris Sanchez (21 days ago)
Idk man I have a buddy who is a midget and he prefers midget. He says little person implies that he's less of a man so he corrects people with midget.
Some Dude Named will (20 days ago)
Look up Brad Williams, hes a funny guy. Doesn't seem to be bothered by people calling him midget.
Janky Spanky Gaming (21 days ago)
I always got the feeling that "little person" was way more offensive than "midget," but I guess it depends on the person you're talking to
TheMilkyNipple (21 days ago)
Midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget midget
Atto Matto (21 days ago)
More 🤣
Zepherius Cole (21 days ago)
singing vagina? damn fluffee you been at a puscifer concert?

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