"On my second date with my fianceé, I farted out loud."
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I met someone online and we started texting and he got weird pretty fast so I stopped talking to him. MONTHS later, he called me while I was at the store and he randomly brought up that he had been planning our wedding. He legit called me almost every hour after I'd already told him I had no idea what he was talking about. He then showed up in my hometown without telling me he was coming and kept calling me, texting me, and messaging me online to try to get me to hang out with him and his random buddy who drove him the hour from his hometown to mine. He also told me if I ever cheated on him or left him that he'd kill me. Needless to say I blocked him every which way that I could and eventually when he kept getting new phone numbers to contact me from (like a dozen times) I just yelled at him for talking to other girls I didnt know to make him leave me alone. Thank God he has since stopped but that was absolutely terrifying. The serial killer question made me INSTANTLY think of him.
Suggestion: "Never Have I Ever, Driving Edition"
Never have I ever flipped another driver off
...driven with a knee/no hands
...texted/used phone while driving
...driven with alcohol in my system
...almost fallen asleep while driving
"uhhh oakamaj we dhhss uhh no i haven't. because... drunk people are usually annoying. 👀"
lmao. bruh, literally nobody is gonna ask you out at the bar. i promise. 😂 are you annoyed that nobody is asking you out at the bar? 'cause that's much more believable.
Oh god I definitely dated someone with "serial-killer esque tendencies" before in High School and it even ties into a pity date ._. I had pretty much just started talking to said person for maybe like a week, he asked me out and I was like "Ehhh idk.." but he kept asking and was pretty persistent so I was like "Okay whatever, wouldn't hurt to give him a chance I suppose". First date, first time I really ever met him in person, an hour or so into it he starts talking about marriage and saying he loves me and I was like "Woah woah woah what?! No that's not gonna work, we literally just met and i'm not saying I love you when I don't" but he was like "It's fine you don't have to say it back" So I was low-key high-key freaked out but just let it slide at first. Then the next day he was like "You can't have any guy friends! None at all! I stopped being friends with all the girl friends I had" and I was like "Okay but I never asked you to do that" and he was like "Yeah but I knew that I wouldn't be able to help myself so I cut them out" and I was like lol just being friendly with a girl will make you want to cheat? Like okay then. I was fed up at that point so I snuck out of my house at like 2 AM with one of my guy friends and told him about it and he immediately started calling me and he told me that I had better go home so I said "I'm not gonna go home and by the way this isn't working out so i'm breaking up with you" and he flipped and started threatening to kill himself but I just hung up like I'm not responsible for that. Later I found out from a friend who went to school with him that he was actually psycho and had previously (before I met him) filmed a video of himself killing and skinning a dog and sent it to people. A few years later he also threatened to shoot up their high school.
Ok you guys need to stop saying and being like he is over dramatic. And you guys are being mean to the guy. The guy is a little over dramatic because these answers are a little too extreme for him and not it’s not what he expected. Basically it’s a difficult choice because some of these answers are really tough and kinda personal. He had to think it through and make a wise decision and knowing what kinda actions and consequences he is gonna make throughout the video. So next time guys think before you speak there could be many reasons why this is tough and he is being over dramatic
It has nothing to do with this particular video, but I'm quite sad to see that Vice and other channels that used to make amazing documentaries are rapidly devolving into Buzzfeed... It looks the same now
First time overnight at bf (now husband), he kept getting out of bed repeatedly. I finally asked why and he said he had to fart and didn't want me to know. I laughed, farted then said "there I did it first now go to sleep!" Lol
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