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Text Comments (98)
Colette Sieder (9 days ago)
1:254 made my day
Autumn Ricketts (12 days ago)
CHANGE THE STUPID CHILDREN'S MUSIC!!!
Nancy Mako (19 days ago)
A lot of these are too blurry to read!
Peggy S. (14 days ago)
Try changing the quality to 360, I think you have it on auto quality
Purple Flame Tarot (20 days ago)
Can't read half of them.
Moosh (23 days ago)
5:54, do they know what screenshot is?
nitewolf (25 days ago)
I don’t have a drunk story but I was so tired one day (to the point where I kept tripping everywhere) that I ran into a fence and just sat there laughing like a maniac, I’m 11... I need more sleep lol
nitewolf (23 hours ago)
I wake up at 6am.................
Amazing Technology (1 day ago)
Im 12 and this morning my eyes were barely opening at 6:00 AM! 😂😂
Serria X (29 days ago)
4:16 ITS ACTUALLY 3:38 AM HERE
Cheyenne Mathews (29 days ago)
The reason I don't like alcohol it messes with your brain (actually destroys your brain)
CrazyCrashDome19 (1 month ago)
I'M NOT A TERRORIST. PLEASE, DON'T SEND ME BACK TO IRELAND! 0:49 :)
Mirela Pasca (1 month ago)
Loved the "nice ploice man" :)))
Rylie Leon (1 month ago)
0:38 nice PLOICE man
Danica the Sinner (1 month ago)
What a nice Ploice man!
Kathy Covington (1 month ago)
Would be nice to be able to read this, but it's just too blurry...
Jackie! (1 month ago)
Change the quality
Ellie Sawyers (1 month ago)
Omg 1:21 lolol! Hagrid!!! Ur real!!!! Lol I'm never gonna get over that!
Mackenzie Johnstone (1 month ago)
1:20 Humans are so precious
TheBlackSheCat (1 month ago)
I nearly peed myself laughing at this stuff! ROTFLMFAO
RD K JR (1 month ago)
London Bridges? Come on now..
ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 (19 days ago)
RD K JR okay its London bridge not bridges
Ceylaan Blue (1 month ago)
Still trying to figure out the last two. Maybe I need to be drunk for them to be funny
" I'll tell you what I didn't do! *I* didn't pour goldfish over the night club's dark floor, screaming, " Be free little fishies!!" "
Leelz247 (2 months ago)
How can people that drunk still text coherently?
G H (1 month ago)
I do. I'm surprising good at texting drunk; even get the spelling, grammar, and punctuation correct. Mate of mine though... utterly incomprehensible.
Johnston Steiner (2 months ago)
in 2018 many people still using iphone3g it seems,, shyeah right
Allison Holly (1 month ago)
Johnston Steiner yeah because no one ever digs up old screenshots. There was life before 2018 you know. There was 2017, 2016, 2015, and we can even dig up screenshots from back in 2010.
Sillybob 27 (2 months ago)
1:01 is the best one lol
optimum genesis (2 months ago)
omg 3:28 was by far the best one lmfao, dudes. lmfao
Asheville Trainman (2 months ago)
1:00 that’s some nice service. Less than 20 minutes after he sent the text he got home
Kunjan Patel (2 months ago)
every drunk texts starts with - "dude u were so drunk last night" with following "no i wasnt"
one scorpion (2 months ago)
To be honest, once my friend’s dad got drunk and the day before my friend had been telling him about Harry Potter. When he was drunk, he saw this old man with long, black hair. He called him an idiot for hating Harry and a terrible Prince.
gayathrihema (2 months ago)
Nice ploice man😂😂😂
Frank Jennings (2 months ago)
Tell me a funny drunk joke. A drunk driver killed my daughter.
Seymour Butts (26 days ago)
A guy walks into a bar, says "I've got something really bad. Gimme twelve shots. "So the bartender pours them out, and the guy slams em. The bartender says. "Wow, it must be really bad. What have you got? Cancer?" "I've got twelve cents."
anjairis (2 months ago)
5:16 this noise... that is being hammered on a piano... is at this point ... sooooOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITFUCK OF ASSHATTERY AND CUNTING I HATE THIS NOISE STAAAAAAAAAAHP!!!!!!!!!! ... geezeus fucking balls why do you torment me so -.-
Bell Iron Fist (2 months ago)
Who is Nice Ploice Man? Lol
TheMagicRayquaza (2 months ago)
r/thathappened @ all of these
Blanche Konieczka (2 months ago)
Some are too small and too fast
3:34 YOU ARE MY LITTLE FLUFF
0:39 I'm kind of offended. I'm Irish :/
+Shanty Irish `You assured us several times that you weren't a terrorist and requested we don't send you back to Ireland`
Shanty Irish (11 days ago)
Goat... What did I miss ? Something derogatory about how we Irish are drunks ? Too late for offense... we are legend. Ack ! I just realized I'm sober...gotta go !
nigga ass bitch (11 days ago)
Me too i’m a terrorist
Socan (2 months ago)
I instantly click your videos lol
Biscuits Mitchell (2 months ago)
...3:03..."...that means, rn I'm made of 1% Frosted Flakes.....".....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Belsky (2 months ago)
2:43 is NOT __ COMPLETELY __ STUPID. 1 second he sees the OUTLINE of the phone, the next he ONLY sees text on screen.
Amy Campbell (2 months ago)
Unsubing annoyed with the too small to read text... I thought you guys were professionals half these are not big enough to read on full screen so I'm just over this channel and clicking then lo and behold can't read anything so off my home page please
Weird Kid (3 hours ago)
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Well, that was rude. I've done many things in my life, actually. I've gotten an education for one thing, and I know how to punctuate. Example, "You've" instead of "uve". Also, think about it. Your response shows you're clearly some edgy kid who probably doesn't get enough love or attention from their parents. Telling someone to kill themselves online, just because they have a valid point? Come on, that's just sad. And judging by the week it took for you to respond, that's evidently all you could come up with. This entire argument doesn't even have anything to do with the original comment. How about we just stop here, and you go try to be a decent person? It works wonders, you know.
+Weird Kid uve done nothing in ur life. So end it already dumbshit
Weird Kid (7 days ago)
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Calling me names only makes you look dumber, person with spam for a name. **calmly sips their tea** What is your issue, anyway? You've done nothing constructive here. All you've done is insult people. Is this really what you want to do with your life? With the time you've spent insulting people, you could have spent that time learning, maybe even discovering the next big scientific thing! Why do you waste your time here? Why do you insult people? Think of what you could be, with just a bit of effort and decency!
+Weird Kid then learn to read dumbbitch
+Weird Kid obviously
Levi Johnston (2 months ago)
drunk jess is too much like sober me
Ben Abad (3 months ago)
If you own a wii and the game Just Dance 2016, try this challenge when drunk: Do the song "Spectronizer." Have fun. I didn't try this myself, but I'm sure this would be fun. And It is not my fault if you break anything.
Allison Greenlee (3 months ago)
The shark one was actually really clever.
Jmanplays (3 months ago)
The police one is fake they would probably spell police right
lmao no, that was the drunk man putting in a contact name.
el7dian (3 months ago)
that was hilarious!!!! thanks for uploading!
laughingcat66 (3 months ago)
Music is so bad! Had to mute it so I could watch the video...
Why is having to mute it is a bad thing?
DilutedSugerHDX (2 months ago)
They should switch over to text-to-speech, it’s a lot more appealing
Meggy mushroom_art (3 months ago)
laughingcat66 same
Lauren Swan (3 months ago)
4:19 does anyone else see Percabeth, with Percy as the drunk one?
Captain Ghost (1 month ago)
ROMANS ARE THE MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW BEFORE MARS YOU FILTHY GREEK BARBARIAN!!!!!
John Laurens (1 month ago)
OH MY GODS YES
ThatKat KrazyKid (1 month ago)
Lauren Swan OH MY GOD ITS SO ACCURATE THOUGH!
Naturewomenproductions (2 months ago)
Yes! 😂😂😂
GSD lover (3 months ago)
Lol
KVA 79 (3 months ago)
This music is terrible
Zac Mac (3 months ago)
Simply couldn’t watch the video even one minute because of the dumb ass music please if you want me and many others to watch your content, get some not annoying music
J is Scoobysmom (3 months ago)
At 3:46... I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard, I can't catch my breath, that's freaking awesome!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jaevwyn (3 months ago)
G L O W S T I C K
Sketchy Girl101 (3 months ago)
Hi
Kyoya Renji (3 months ago)
Thumbnail 0:39
Limited Edition (3 months ago)
Its mah b-day
Limited Edition (1 month ago)
+Captain Ghost lol
Captain Ghost (1 month ago)
Congrats you lost another year of your life!!!!
Limited Edition (3 months ago)
Erica Eblin thx u
Erica Eblin (3 months ago)
Happy birthday 😁👍
Limited Edition (3 months ago)
Dulce celeste Palacios garcia thx u
Safron (3 months ago)
1:05 Lol
jasons (3 months ago)
Crap.
+Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj That was uncalled for.
Yes u r crap
Noober Playz (3 months ago)
First no one cares lol
Could you please make the community aware of the subject you are referring to? Thank you in advance.
Thijs Vr (3 months ago)
Noober Playz i do

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