The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent
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1:06 - I love this one! (I still don't know how "white girl wasted" is different from any other kind of wasted, though.)
1:19 - As a devoted Potterhead, I love this one too! :-)
2:25 - Can't decide if this one is funny or tragic. Respect to the Chinese guy for taking this drunk stranger home and cluing his friend in that there could be a real problem here.
5:25 - Is a drunk joke an alco-lol?
6:29 - I hope they at least took all the cut-up pineapples back to whatever party he'd gotten so drunk at and shared them around.
...i got some funny ones, some bad ones....
at my worst, i told somebody i was busy being drunk... go (insert stuff here) and i would come find her when i was done.... my DD punched me to rival Mike Tyson, Heavyweight boxer 😭😭😭💔
To be honest, once my friend’s dad got drunk and the day before my friend had been telling him about Harry Potter. When he was drunk, he saw this old man with long, black hair. He called him an idiot for hating Harry and a terrible Prince.
A guy walks into a bar, says "I've got something really bad. Gimme twelve shots. "So the bartender pours them out, and the guy slams em. The bartender says. "Wow, it must be really bad. What have you got? Cancer?" "I've got twelve cents."
5:16 this noise... that is being hammered on a piano... is at this point ... sooooOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITFUCK OF ASSHATTERY AND CUNTING I HATE THIS NOISE STAAAAAAAAAAHP!!!!!!!!!! ... geezeus fucking balls why do you torment me so -.-
Unsubing annoyed with the too small to read text... I thought you guys were professionals half these are not big enough to read on full screen so I'm just over this channel and clicking then lo and behold can't read anything so off my home page please
Technically, you started it by being a jerk. And I'm not going to kill myself just because some troll tells me to. I would have to be pretty unstable to do that. Also, I am currently speaking English, so I don't need to learn it... Your argument is invalid. Also, I think I can report you for hateful speech... And I'm very tempted to do so.
Well, that was rude. I've done many things in my life, actually. I've gotten an education for one thing, and I know how to punctuate. Example, "You've" instead of "uve". Also, think about it. Your response shows you're clearly some edgy kid who probably doesn't get enough love or attention from their parents. Telling someone to kill themselves online, just because they have a valid point? Come on, that's just sad. And judging by the week it took for you to respond, that's evidently all you could come up with. This entire argument doesn't even have anything to do with the original comment.
How about we just stop here, and you go try to be a decent person? It works wonders, you know.
Calling me names only makes you look dumber, person with spam for a name. **calmly sips their tea** What is your issue, anyway? You've done nothing constructive here. All you've done is insult people. Is this really what you want to do with your life? With the time you've spent insulting people, you could have spent that time learning, maybe even discovering the next big scientific thing! Why do you waste your time here? Why do you insult people? Think of what you could be, with just a bit of effort and decency!
If you own a wii and the game Just Dance 2016, try this challenge when drunk:
Do the song "Spectronizer." Have fun. I didn't try this myself, but I'm sure this would be fun. And It is not my fault if you break anything.
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