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Text Comments (125)
Dolphin Studios (5 days ago)
My friend: dude danny Me: wha? My friend: I found dora Me: the fuck? Me.... U picked up a mexican girl didn't u? My friend: wait.... So dora ain't real? Me: no My friend: DORA U LIED TO ME
scrappy mom (8 days ago)
funny texts, stop the music, SLOW DOWN on the long ones
Semper Fidelis (9 days ago)
This is why I quit drinking 5 years ago.
Irene Skye (10 days ago)
'Nice ploice man'. Yupp. He's drunk
Johnny B. Goode (11 days ago)
The music in this video is stupid.
Potato freak (15 days ago)
#2:37 am i the only one that didnt read the long ass paragraph
Ryan Hall (17 days ago)
Norman Reed (1 month ago)
Probably would have been interesting if it could have been read! Too fast, too loud, and some were too small. Waisted my time!
sia sia (1 month ago)
0:39 Nice Ploice Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hextmer Gaming (1 month ago)
5:51 it says friend but yet it shows it like you sent it🧐🤔
AMGfan (1 month ago)
Who the fuck chose the music? It’s shit.
Change the music it's so stupid
Alexi Corrales (1 month ago)
0:35 "Nice Ploice Man." That's actually kinda adorable He was drunk but was like, 'this man, is _the_ man.' I love our Ploice Officers 💙💙💙
KatGames (1 month ago)
I lost it when he said he was 1% frosted flakes. I’m dying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
libby millray (1 month ago)
you need to leave the pictures on for longer, i keep having to pause the video to read them
Colette Sieder (1 month ago)
1:25 made my day
Autumn Ricketts (2 months ago)
Nancy Mako (2 months ago)
A lot of these are too blurry to read!
Peggy S. (2 months ago)
Try changing the quality to 360, I think you have it on auto quality
Purple Flame Tarot (2 months ago)
Can't read half of them.
Moosh (2 months ago)
5:54, do they know what screenshot is?
nitewolf (2 months ago)
I don’t have a drunk story but I was so tired one day (to the point where I kept tripping everywhere) that I ran into a fence and just sat there laughing like a maniac, I’m 11... I need more sleep lol
nitewolf (2 months ago)
I wake up at 6am.................
Amazing Technology (2 months ago)
Im 12 and this morning my eyes were barely opening at 6:00 AM! 😂😂
Serria X (3 months ago)
Cheyenne Mathews (3 months ago)
The reason I don't like alcohol it messes with your brain (actually destroys your brain)
CrazyCrashDome19 (3 months ago)
Mirela Pasca (3 months ago)
Loved the "nice ploice man" :)))
Rylie Leon (3 months ago)
0:38 nice PLOICE man
Danica The Shipper (3 months ago)
What a nice Ploice man!
Kathy Covington (3 months ago)
Would be nice to be able to read this, but it's just too blurry...
Jackie! (3 months ago)
Change the quality
Ellie Sawyers (3 months ago)
Omg 1:21 lolol! Hagrid!!! Ur real!!!! Lol I'm never gonna get over that!
Mackenzie Johnstone (3 months ago)
1:20 Humans are so precious
TheBlackSheCat (3 months ago)
I nearly peed myself laughing at this stuff! ROTFLMFAO
RD K JR (4 months ago)
London Bridges? Come on now..
ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 (2 months ago)
RD K JR okay its London bridge not bridges
Ceylaan Blue (4 months ago)
Still trying to figure out the last two. Maybe I need to be drunk for them to be funny
I'm Literally Gay Trash (4 months ago)
" I'll tell you what I didn't do! *I* didn't pour goldfish over the night club's dark floor, screaming, " Be free little fishies!!" "
Leelz247 (4 months ago)
How can people that drunk still text coherently?
G H (3 months ago)
I do. I'm surprising good at texting drunk; even get the spelling, grammar, and punctuation correct. Mate of mine though... utterly incomprehensible.
Johnston Steiner (4 months ago)
in 2018 many people still using iphone3g it seems,, shyeah right
Allison Holly (3 months ago)
Johnston Steiner yeah because no one ever digs up old screenshots. There was life before 2018 you know. There was 2017, 2016, 2015, and we can even dig up screenshots from back in 2010.
Sillybob 27 (4 months ago)
1:01 is the best one lol
optimum genesis (4 months ago)
omg 3:28 was by far the best one lmfao, dudes. lmfao
Asheville Trainman (4 months ago)
1:00 that’s some nice service. Less than 20 minutes after he sent the text he got home
Kunjan Patel (4 months ago)
every drunk texts starts with - "dude u were so drunk last night" with following "no i wasnt"
one scorpion (4 months ago)
To be honest, once my friend’s dad got drunk and the day before my friend had been telling him about Harry Potter. When he was drunk, he saw this old man with long, black hair. He called him an idiot for hating Harry and a terrible Prince.
gayathrihema (4 months ago)
Nice ploice man😂😂😂
Frank Jennings (4 months ago)
Tell me a funny drunk joke. A drunk driver killed my daughter.
I'm sorry🙁
Seymour Butts (2 months ago)
A guy walks into a bar, says "I've got something really bad. Gimme twelve shots. "So the bartender pours them out, and the guy slams em. The bartender says. "Wow, it must be really bad. What have you got? Cancer?" "I've got twelve cents."
anjairis (4 months ago)
5:16 this noise... that is being hammered on a piano... is at this point ... sooooOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITFUCK OF ASSHATTERY AND CUNTING I HATE THIS NOISE STAAAAAAAAAAHP!!!!!!!!!! ... geezeus fucking balls why do you torment me so -.-
Bell Iron Fist (4 months ago)
Who is Nice Ploice Man? Lol
TheMagicRayquaza (4 months ago)
r/thathappened @ all of these
Blanche Konieczka (4 months ago)
Some are too small and too fast
0:39 I'm kind of offended. I'm Irish :/
+Shanty Irish `You assured us several times that you weren't a terrorist and requested we don't send you back to Ireland`
Shanty Irish (2 months ago)
Goat... What did I miss ? Something derogatory about how we Irish are drunks ? Too late for offense... we are legend. Ack ! I just realized I'm sober...gotta go !
nigga ass bitch (2 months ago)
Me too i’m a terrorist
Socan (4 months ago)
I instantly click your videos lol
Biscuits Mitchell (4 months ago)
...3:03..."...that means, rn I'm made of 1% Frosted Flakes.....".....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Belsky (4 months ago)
2:43 is NOT __ COMPLETELY __ STUPID. 1 second he sees the OUTLINE of the phone, the next he ONLY sees text on screen.
Ilike Turtles (4 months ago)
Unsubing annoyed with the too small to read text... I thought you guys were professionals half these are not big enough to read on full screen so I'm just over this channel and clicking then lo and behold can't read anything so off my home page please
+Weird Kid nope. Dumbfuck. I didnt start shit. 1990 called it wants its insult back
Weird Kid (1 month ago)
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Technically, you started it by being a jerk. And I'm not going to kill myself just because some troll tells me to. I would have to be pretty unstable to do that. Also, I am currently speaking English, so I don't need to learn it... Your argument is invalid. Also, I think I can report you for hateful speech... And I'm very tempted to do so.
+Weird Kid learn english dumbfuck
Weird Kid (2 months ago)
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj Well, that was rude. I've done many things in my life, actually. I've gotten an education for one thing, and I know how to punctuate. Example, "You've" instead of "uve". Also, think about it. Your response shows you're clearly some edgy kid who probably doesn't get enough love or attention from their parents. Telling someone to kill themselves online, just because they have a valid point? Come on, that's just sad. And judging by the week it took for you to respond, that's evidently all you could come up with. This entire argument doesn't even have anything to do with the original comment. How about we just stop here, and you go try to be a decent person? It works wonders, you know.
+Weird Kid uve done nothing in ur life. So end it already dumbshit
Levi Johnston (5 months ago)
drunk jess is too much like sober me
Ben Abad (5 months ago)
If you own a wii and the game Just Dance 2016, try this challenge when drunk: Do the song "Spectronizer." Have fun. I didn't try this myself, but I'm sure this would be fun. And It is not my fault if you break anything.
Random Otaku XD (13 days ago)
Hi I’m Just A Random Person it should work , it works on my Xbox 360 so if you have the 1 it should work on there too
Clover :D (14 days ago)
Does it count with Xbox one or just wii? Honestly I don’t know why I’m asking I’m underage but still
Hextmer Gaming (1 month ago)
I have a wii and the game but am not old enough to drink😢😢
Random Otaku XD (1 month ago)
Ben Abad challenge excepted https://youtu.be/nFSQhNRHO-8
Allison Greenlee (5 months ago)
The shark one was actually really clever.
Jmanplays (5 months ago)
The police one is fake they would probably spell police right
lmao no, that was the drunk man putting in a contact name.
el7dian (5 months ago)
that was hilarious!!!! thanks for uploading!
laughingcat66 (5 months ago)
Music is so bad! Had to mute it so I could watch the video...
Majestic Demon (1 month ago)
Fine than manual breathing activated.
Mightymind The NightWing (2 months ago)
Why is having to mute it is a bad thing?
DilutedSuger (4 months ago)
They should switch over to text-to-speech, it’s a lot more appealing
Meggy mushroom_art (5 months ago)
laughingcat66 same
Lauren Swan (5 months ago)
4:19 does anyone else see Percabeth, with Percy as the drunk one?
Grass Seeker (11 days ago)
StarflightB4 (1 month ago)
Captain Ghost (3 months ago)
John Laurens (3 months ago)
ThatKat KrazyKid (3 months ago)
GSD lover (5 months ago)
KVA 79 (5 months ago)
This music is terrible
Zac Mac (5 months ago)
Simply couldn’t watch the video even one minute because of the dumb ass music please if you want me and many others to watch your content, get some not annoying music
J is Scoobysmom (5 months ago)
At 3:46... I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard, I can't catch my breath, that's freaking awesome!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jaevwyn (5 months ago)
Sketchy Girl101 (5 months ago)
Hello! 😃
Kyoya Renji (5 months ago)
Thumbnail 0:39
Limited Edition (5 months ago)
Its mah b-day
Limited Edition (3 months ago)
+Captain Ghost lol
Captain Ghost (3 months ago)
Congrats you lost another year of your life!!!!
Limited Edition (5 months ago)
Erica Eblin thx u
Erica Eblin (5 months ago)
Happy birthday 😁👍
Limited Edition (5 months ago)
Dulce celeste Palacios garcia thx u
Safron (5 months ago)
1:05 Lol
jasons (5 months ago)
+Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj That was uncalled for.
Yes u r crap
Noober Playz (5 months ago)
First no one cares lol
Could you please make the community aware of the subject you are referring to? Thank you in advance.
Thijs Vr (5 months ago)
Noober Playz i do

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