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David Quezada (1 month ago)
Mmm lolitas
GeeksandCrafts ! (3 months ago)
Lolita is a Japanese fashion that is inspired by Victorian and Edwardian styles. It’s actually really hard to find but if your smart it’s not very expensive. Lolita the book and Lolita the fashion are very different. As a member of the Lolita community, I hate that people associate the book with the fashion, because the book is about a young girl being associated with an older man, while the fashion is very clean and modest. The only thing the book and fashion share is a name. There are sub-styles of Lolita, such as classic, sweet, and goth Lolita. Classic is the most Victorian looking of them all, and sweet Lolita is very bright and happy and has lots of pink. I think goth speaks for itself. The entire fashion is just about wearing clothes that make you happy. Lolita’s are not trying to look like dolls, like many people think. They are also not playing characters. The whole point of Lolita is to be who you are and show off your personality.
Emme Straughter (4 months ago)
Lolita is a film
M. R. (4 months ago)
wait. ...isnt lolita is the old book and movie about that 14 year old slut?
I'm a semi-lolita or yama kawaii (goth), do any of you get annoyed when people say "aRe yOu a eMo oR wEeB"
Eule (5 months ago)
*cough* Honey sinpia *cough* ouran highschool host club *COUGH*
Maria Vittoria Petronio (5 months ago)
Nothing of these images is Lolita, only the one at 1.13 min.
Shilowspov (5 months ago)
Ya but think about it like this, if all animals only ate plants, there would be no more plants left for them to eat so they would starve...( p.s I didn’t mean to affend anyone)
Okay then (6 months ago)
11:12 I like how he acts like it's not supposed to be there even though that's the actual movie lolita
InThe Darkness (6 months ago)
Watch the movie Greg
Bun Wick (6 months ago)
Wait Lolita, I'll call Kyle and Stan immediately
faillon parker (7 months ago)
1:12 that is Lolita
Golden_Stardust (9 months ago)
I forgot he posted this and I don't know if it's funny or hard to watch as a male lolita xD
Cl0ut G0ggles (9 months ago)
Lolita is an Asian fashion
Callum Mullans (9 months ago)
Pretty sure a killer whale would eat a human so fuck lolita she can rot in prison
HOKagE DATTebayO (10 months ago)
Sweeeettt Looooliiitaaaaa! Don’t go! You’re still young! Anyone else know the song Eros and Apollo?
Royalrosewolf (11 months ago)
I love the Lolita fashion, also the Lolita film. I'm watching it right now, inbetween onision videos of course!
Royalrosewolf (11 months ago)
Indeed. "Keep being you... until it offends someone for no reason" don't you mean?
Isn't Lolita anime child porn xD
Paula x (11 months ago)
Lolita is a very uncomfortable movie
Hannah Lewis (1 year ago)
Lolita is a goth fashion
TDF_ W0rldKeY (1 year ago)
i wish i could dance like onisian. i cant
McKennaVlogs 101 (1 year ago)
Omg poor Lolita One time I spent the night at the aquarium because I was in Girl Scouts but we couldn't see her because she was getting to big for her stadium You could here her come to the surface and do that blowhole thing It was rlly sad I hope they got her taken care of
yoongisswa g (1 year ago)
Lolita is a movie
Kayleigh Griva (1 year ago)
Well he got the complete wrong idea about lolita
Once Upon A Blink (1 year ago)
1:12 who's from the movie Lolita based off of the popular novel
Lex Zee (1 year ago)
Light of my life, fire of my loins...
Mark de Olde (1 year ago)
lolita the whale
organic (1 year ago)
I love that he called a whale a shark 👌👌
that's nice (1 year ago)
why , as soon as I heard Lolita did I think of ouran..?
HappyZombiKid voices (1 year ago)
thats not what does the fox say thats BATMAN
Rosie J (1 year ago)
You're a fucking idiot. The reason people care more about killer whales is because they are highly intelligent animals with culture and extremely strong familial ties, unlike sheep which have about 2 brain cells per flock. And I say that as a vegetarian and animal behaviour graduate.
There's a difference between eating animals raised for the sole purpose of consumption, and the unnecessary imprisonment of a highly intelligent mammal, with the purpose of entertainment. A farmer puts money, time and effort into caring for and raising his animals - if they are not consumed then it is nothing more than a waste considering this animal would NOT exist without the purpose of its consumption. So stop comparing shit that is the polar fucking oposite of eachother, you pretentious vegan cuckold.
Interstellar Core (1 year ago)
We save sharks because there cool and we slaughter millions of them for food
Dinosaur Spy (1 year ago)
LOL
Lorena Freitas (1 year ago)
lolita is the nickname my grandma gave to me since I was a kid, I feel awkward now
Olivia Schnuderl (1 year ago)
i like the kvd liquid lip lolita
comic sans (1 year ago)
vladimir nabokov 👌🏻👌🏻
Ayah Hineiti (1 year ago)
I've watched the lolita movie and I'm shook
Wren (1 year ago)
No, Lolita is cute clothing
Marina Castro (1 year ago)
Lolita is a fucking book ignorant
Ali (1 year ago)
Lolita is basically pedophillia only in Japan does it have anything to do with fashion
Merle Liebberger (1 year ago)
I actually dress that way
Lauren Whitinger (1 year ago)
Lolita is my favorite book and movie ever ❤️❤️❤️
mil opal (1 year ago)
Is a Lolita like a little because it says precocious and that means premature so it just came to mind
eve weasley (1 year ago)
Lolita is a Japanese street fashion, obviously from Japan. it's totally different from the book Lolita, and the definition.
Amber Elizabeth (1 year ago)
Lolita is a book about pedophilia
Héloïse Nicolas (1 year ago)
These dancing skills though
Chi Pa Pa (1 year ago)
I wish I was Alice in Wonderland...
Pickled JellyBean (1 year ago)
Pigs have 98% of our intelligence level and are about the same intelligence as a chimpanzee. Considering humans have been able to communicate with chimpanzee's, imagine if pigs had the right bodies. Octopus is also intelligent not to mention they have evolved emotions and even individual responsibilities. Cows have evolved emotions, being able to have best friends, feeling depressed when that friend is gone and even holding a grudge. Just some animal facts. 😆
Shadow Demon (1 year ago)
better than boku no pico
Magically Luna (1 year ago)
I'm a Lolita and no, Lolita is not cheap at all, most of the dresses can be about 100-300 dollars and even more expensive.....
Bonnie :p (1 year ago)
wasn't Lolita a book about peadophilia from like the 1800??!!! concerned.(I know about the fashion trend but alot of people don't and link the word to the book so you probably shouldn't use it.)
Hydra Theta (1 year ago)
There is two different lolitas. Lolita fashion, and Lolita as in lolita from the movie about women trying to be little girls in a fetish way.
rosemary_thyme (1 year ago)
Lolita is one of the best novels of the twentieth century.
Brooklyn Baby (1 year ago)
I read the book Lolita it was good.. Although it sometime made me uncomfortable
Charlotte Carr (1 year ago)
Lolita is a step father who falls in love with his 13 year old step daughter but the book is written in a way that it's the girls fault.
Oh. Hey. (1 year ago)
Lolita has nothing to do with the novel so the definition is wrong.
knee arrow 17 (1 year ago)
I'm kind of surprised he hasn't even heard of the movie.
anhvu jordan (1 year ago)
lolita is a cutesy style modern or vintage
girlovesyoutube (1 year ago)
anhvu jordan the mix of modern, cute, roccocco and Victorian
Mayas Rantings (1 year ago)
I love lolita
Fandom.in.flames S (1 year ago)
The book/movie has nothing to do with the fashion,the Lolita fashion is inspired by the Victorian era, and Japanese "kawaii" cuteness.
Moonlight Babe28 (2 years ago)
Actually lolita is a true story of a teen girl who you know the word, "screw" with an older dude. Someone old enough to be her dad while she was still young. yep kinda gross but its the truth look it up and you'll see what I mean.
Navy Blu (2 years ago)
I thought of mitskuni haninozuka
Dilynn Leidhoff (2 years ago)
cries cuz I'm a lolita XD
Dilynn Leidhoff (1 year ago)
KawaiiPowa Oh XD I don't understand why brand has to be so expensive * sobs *
Shaï Chuu (1 year ago)
Dilynn Leidhoff I like gothic too but I don't have any brand xD
Dilynn Leidhoff (1 year ago)
KawaiiPowa That's awesome sweet OTT and classic are my favorite styles =^_^=
Dilynn Leidhoff (1 year ago)
KawaiiPowa are you sweet lolita? XD just want to know because I am :3
Lol
Ashleigh Rose (2 years ago)
I wish you could fucking get loliable clothes at goodwill. Lacemarket is a bitch to maneuver sometimes.
ZVLiveInLove (2 years ago)
1:55 it's almost 1 a.m. and I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes! "We're gonna hurt you."
ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ 21 (2 years ago)
you have to look up lolita fashion or it is mixed with the novel lolita which isnt like the fashion
Creeper Lamoureux (2 years ago)
0:32 why
Creeper Lamoureux (2 years ago)
1:56 😰
Asuka Benish (2 years ago)
Lolita is also a style of clothing that was started in Japan and is based off of Victorian style clothing. There are actually stores and many online sites where you can buy Lolita clothing. There are many different types of Lolita styles for men and women (mostly women). Some men even dress in Lolita clothing that women wear. The reason you got that definition for Lolita is because that is now the most popular definition. The person who suggested this probably meant for you to look up "Lolita Fashion". I could write you a book about it, but that sounds like too much work and you probably wouldn't really care anyways.
Asuka Benish (1 year ago)
okay lol
Asuka Benish (2 years ago)
Brother?
Rudolf IX (2 years ago)
i was expecting nabokov, yet i'm not disappointed
VirgiKat (2 years ago)
Lolita has several different meanings but this was very funny XD
Sam TheFabilous (2 years ago)
That feeling when you watch this and you started to dress like lolita: ....wtf
What Da Turtle (2 years ago)
fire of my loins
Hi MY NaMe iS. P (2 years ago)
wtf
Katie Flinnn (2 years ago)
as a lolita I'm laughing at how some of the comments are just so wrong 😂
iPoop (2 years ago)
Actually it's those vegan hippies and petaphiles who started the seaworld boycot and free-a-whale-that-can-not-survive-outside-a-tank campaign.
BlueToast (2 years ago)
The orcas actually die much sooner in captivity than in the wild. The ones in captivity also can suffer from severe stress and depression because orcas are social animals like dolphins and need to live in groups. In places like seaworld, they are too big to have a lot of other orcas with them. They are also forced to perform which also causes stress.
βΔŇŘIØŇ (2 years ago)
I think the definition of Lolita means "A girl who's sexual too early."
βΔŇŘIØŇ (1 year ago)
Aaaahh, I gotcha!
Shaï Chuu (1 year ago)
Hydra7 Yes and No. There is the Lolita fashion who is a cute and rococo fashion. In lolita fashion' we don't want to be sexual, but cute ^^
Claudia (2 years ago)
Yeah pretty much.
Jayna (2 years ago)
I love Lolita, lolita is a style of clothing like Victorian
Anissa Moreno (2 years ago)
Lolita the book I think they meant It was about a grown man falling in love with I think a 14 year old girl
Anonymous Cactus (1 year ago)
Anissa Moreno she was 12 in the novel and the movie I think 14-18
Magical Dust (2 years ago)
the end part I had headphones in ty very much Greg
GwynethMitchell (2 years ago)
I dress Lolita full-time, and almost none of those outfits properly represented the fashion.
Juliet Strickland (2 years ago)
nice mustache
Erica Love (2 years ago)
Not a song, a dance. Oh well.
Vampire Daddy (2 years ago)
XD I WANT TO GO HOOOOME
Ty'Shaun Fontaine (2 years ago)
love this channel
pp eater (2 years ago)
oh thats the orca from seaworld I saw that show a while back but I think they closed it
whitetactics43 (2 years ago)
This was hilarious XD
KHazeyJ (2 years ago)
You showed the actual Lolita and just skimmed over her lol
Mykalah Johnson (2 years ago)
exactly
Chark (2 years ago)
lolita means suffering in spanish doesnt it? if so that ironic 4 the whale..
一天haru (2 years ago)
i dont think he understands how the food chain works but okay
Lol Nope (2 years ago)
try Lolita Anime
Shaï Chuu (1 year ago)
Misaki Yata GOD LOLITA ISN'T COSPLAY x'(
Krissy barber (2 years ago)
Me being a Lolita style lover this is hard to watch
Star Baby (1 year ago)
SAME
Dymanda/Blake Cruz (2 years ago)
Lolita is a girl who have sexually responsive. She lusts after older men. >~>
Dymanda/Blake Cruz (2 years ago)
I'm just going to agree for now (~*-*)~
AURELIE CASTRO (2 years ago)
no,you are wrong,in the video he searched the definition,it means "a sexually precocious young girl" as in she developed earlier than average...not to be confused with promiscuous though,and it has nothing to do with old men,in this particular story this is shown but yeah,no connection to old men whatsoever.
Hosea Luna (2 years ago)
Haha onision your funy cx
wait, whats the other thing then? similar to the word "lolita" i think, just thats is babies or small girls drawn in a sexual light. (gross i know, but all over 4chan)
MikePlaysIt (2 years ago)
....People eat SHEEP?! Holy shit.
zul ! (2 years ago)
1:12 light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul, lo-lee-ta
Agnethas left sock (3 months ago)
Nymphet squad ;))
comic sans (1 year ago)
mARRY ME
HeyItsShorty (1 year ago)
Zulmarie Vazquez armys XDD
yuki sakura (2 years ago)
army's XD
LlamaYo (2 years ago)
army's everywhere 😂😂
XXXextasis (2 years ago)
i watch her channel^^

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