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Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to the best compilation of the stupidest and funniest drunk text fails. Send video submissions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE for more: https://goo.gl/kCGuzH It's MERCH time: https://itsmerchtime.com SOCIALS! Challenge Channel: https://goo.gl/7SzkmZ Instagram: https://goo.gl/dE1NaZ Twitter: https://goo.gl/mzAhj5 Facebook: https://goo.gl/sfF8sq Snapchat: TheTalFishman P.O. BOX: Tal Fishman 19300 Rinaldi St. P.O. Box 7356 Porter Ranch CA 91327
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Text Comments (7565)
Villager (2 days ago)
Dude, I wasn’t that drunk... Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling “GROW MARIO GROW” I feel bad for the midget.
Tori Winters (3 days ago)
Tal:this is why I don’t drink Me: and the fact that ur like 20!
Multifandom Fangirl (4 days ago)
Tal is cute here
LEL LOL (13 days ago)
Dog You Dog Dog Are Dog Dog Beautiful Dog Dog Just Dog Dog The Dog Dog Way Dog Dog You Dog Dog Are Dog Read the second words
Bella Lerma (14 days ago)
Sis:im drunk can u pick me up Bro:send me your location Sis: omg i love that song
MC_DogWarrior (14 days ago)
Translating with Google Translate be like
Bouchra Nya (18 days ago)
Lone Blue Wolf (29 days ago)
It’s not half a dozen it’s half a doNzen
Auraelyus Alkire (30 days ago)
Jeeze keep them away from my guine pig
WelcomeToEverything (30 days ago)
Susan Riojas (1 month ago)
I would want a hug from Hagrid though....
SneaqiiPythonx 109 (1 month ago)
U look like a giraffe ._. That neck tho..
Chelzie Lourenco (1 month ago)
There's one where this happens Dude u were so drunk last night No I wasn't, also...what Happened 2 my car? U were on the roof of ur Garage and were singing Na na na na batman! And Then u jumped onto ur Car and broke it.
Thung Naga (1 month ago)
2019 And m drunk
Chloe Williams (1 month ago)
Hagrid Your real!!!
Andreas Woerner (1 month ago)
I don't ever make text mistakes because I don't have a phone.But,I talk a lot in real life.😑
khanking pin (1 month ago)
Im watching this again in 2019 make more funny text
dynamite 79 (1 month ago)
leik plaese eim druensk
Aussie kids presents (1 month ago)
Drunk auto correct
nik pickard (1 month ago)
pony close (1 month ago)
u said the f word
Ivy Faithful (1 month ago)
You and sssniperwolf should date
Jane Marie (1 month ago)
Lololol grow mario grow lololol also are these real
Justin Casper (1 month ago)
Pause at 3:12 that one is fake!
Collin Steinfeld (1 month ago)
Collin Steinfeld (1 month ago)
sorry I mean 3:15
Nuage Laboratoire (1 month ago)
Nuage Laboratoire (1 month ago)
Just Damien (2 months ago)
Tal: GROW MARIO GROW Me: *apple juice pours out of nose*
Thegamerboy 2567 (2 months ago)
0:44 Ik ur secret Optimus prime Optimus: oh shi* iv been found bumblebee come kill this human Me: ... aren't autobots nice Optimus: make that 2 ppl u have 2 kill Me: I dont know what ur talking about Optimus wait who is talking to me
Priyadarsini Mohanta (2 months ago)
I am on my period.
Esmond_ Samurai (2 months ago)
3:56 that is what I’d do! Also try this one: Dude you were so drunk last night, you ran up to a guy with a long beard and yelled “Dumbledore I thought you were dead! 😂” Also: You ran into a pet shop and opened all the owl cages and yelled... “Hogwarts needs you!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Retarded Thomas the tank (2 months ago)
Optimus prime, I know your secret Me: 😂😂
Ava Chandler (2 months ago)
Lol 😂 My DRUNK friend picked this video out... Help me😂😂😂
Cactus Fever (2 months ago)
I wasn't that drunk You were cutting open pineapples screaming sponged bob I know your in there
XeroXinn _ (2 months ago)
Every time Tal laughs, take a shot
Rarlene Rios (2 months ago)
what the ? (2 months ago)
i would pay £10 for alfredo, in fact i would pay more. if i don't buy one i'm an idiot.
Lyla Max (3 months ago)
Sorry marinara
Lyla Max (3 months ago)
Just so you know...you change many people’s lives and I am excited to get my timeless hoodie and my new hedgehog Alfredo’s cousin Marina
F 2 (3 months ago)
My name is Daniel
Tara Nicole (3 months ago)
once me and my crush were both drunk and we were texting each other idk what on earth we were on about but it was hilarious ;D
sweet tomatoes (3 months ago)
Hagrid one made my night ☺️😊😊😊
Talia Mickey (3 months ago)
my favorite was "Hagrid! You're real!" (Hagrid is from Harry Potter and he drives a flying motorcycle) Actually my favorite was "GROW, MARIO, GROW!"
gatcha girl101 (3 months ago)
ok people this is my poam (i hope i spelled that right) we have all been there we have all done that ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aquarius Albright (3 months ago)
... Well you dug up my mom's garden because, and I quote, *"F¥¢% FARMVILLE!!"* XDDDD
Amanda Hemric (3 months ago)
68rrsydiydsytseytu78tri6eidduydududi686dsdiuxkcoucofdashituhhygtdzyfz7rd57s7t Sherri I dunk
Noah Moran (3 months ago)
Grow Mario grow 🤣
Kayley Vinette (3 months ago)
January 1st 2019!!!!! His voice sounds a but higher
Blake Frost (3 months ago)
New way to check if someone is drunk, Ask them to text there ex, if they say no then they are fine
Shane Mcglougin (3 months ago)
I miss this Tall like if you agree
squishy monie (3 months ago)
3:06 for a moment i thought he said my name
Nathan Vidal Gaming (3 months ago)
My grandma was drunk and had a knife and almost stabbed me lol
Steph 14142 (3 months ago)
I saw that one when he asked his girlfriend if she was single and do u know what she said yes
Bright Meadows (3 months ago)
Did anyone realise that at 2:08 in the text the person calls the girl Julia but her name up the top is Emily rose...
Phoniex 01 (3 months ago)
My favorite was the pikachu and the Optimus prime
Krystal Watermelon (3 months ago)
R.I.P. hamster...
sglj 9591 (3 months ago)
Is tal fishman his real name
Amanda Panda (4 months ago)
*gRoW mArIo GrOw!!*
Emily Jordan (4 months ago)
*I Live Triumph*
Dylan Both (4 months ago)
Pikachu i choose u!
Dylan Both (4 months ago)
Hagrid! Ur real!
Dylan Both (4 months ago)
Grow Mario grow!
MARIONVOYAGER 24/7 (4 months ago)
A friend of mine as drunk once he took my foam minecraft sword and started hitting my other friends locket thinking it was Voldemort’s horcrux He never drank again after what I told him in the morning
Jack Weaver (4 months ago)
Happy 2 yr vid anniversary
Tiara Jones (4 months ago)
Rebecca Edgcomb (4 months ago)
I loved the one with hagrid
Chloe Cameron (4 months ago)
5:19 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂
LaClaire Au Lune (4 months ago)
Ok bro how he said "No Sir" sounded like he was talking to an actual officer😂😂
aaliyah's life cabrales (4 months ago)
Yassssssss HAGRID Who else is a PotterHead
cooler than cool (5 months ago)
the one before anna says i love trump
Hagrid is real!!!!!!
Emily L. (5 months ago)
Grow Mario grow!!! Lol
Conta de Lux (5 months ago)
help me p
Breeze NNCuber (5 months ago)
I’m gonna trick you Read more
4:31 -THĀTŚ MŸ CRŪSHES NA- I mean my Acquaintance’s name :)
seriously if someone would put my hamster in his hamster ball and throw it I would literally break his balls
Quillistic ;-; (5 months ago)
Triumph is a real word, Tal.
DJ Quack (5 months ago)
when i was super young i thought that midgets were birds.... -_-
Crystal Martinez (5 months ago)
Omg 2018? Anyways TAL U LOOK SO DIFFERENT 😶😶😧
Aisha Issaka (5 months ago)
2018 is almost over and am still obsessing over his shirt. I want it
I died at the first one 😂😂😂😂😂
Gacha Le le (5 months ago)
4:57 what the fu-*Technical difficulties*
Vanessa Aiken (5 months ago)
Omfg, i got so drunk onetime, i woke up and pissed in the corner. My friend tried to stop me, but i turned to him and yelled, "PISS OFF!!!!!" Lol he told me the next morning and i couldn't remember it. All i remember is the toilet not flushing
Rina Billal (5 months ago)
Zorgo diffuse 12:10
PeriRebecca (5 months ago)
dude,I wasn't that drunk . last night at the bar you hugged an old man with a beard and said "Dumbledore,you are alive!!"
Lorelei Love (5 months ago)
SnowDragon2204 (5 months ago)
omg i'm laughing so hard it actually hurts X'DDD someone help lmao
Space kitty cat Studios (5 months ago)
I am too young to drink
Izzy sister (5 months ago)
Rebecca Garcia (5 months ago)
My phone glitched so I had his voice in the video comeing out of Cuphead and mugman XD
gaming savage (5 months ago)
Make a series
Annabelle White (5 months ago)
I said to my dad “Father I’m drunk I love u” He said “WTF YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY” me “Shitting my pants with laughter”
ItsArianna272006 (5 months ago)
Yooo I was watching this while making my brother tea ☕️ and we have cute containers to hold coffee filters and tea baggy and I put the lid to the container on the cup :);)😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
McKenzie Law (6 months ago)
“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...” Me: I am a kid
DarkShadic 9632 (6 months ago)
My favorite was... GROW MARIO GROW
Katie Smith (6 months ago)
Yass! Harry Potter!!
merjan jabarkhil (6 months ago)
Cookie Peach (6 months ago)
AimfortheStars (6 months ago)
4:29 Imagine if it were Henry and Joey from BATIM
purpleskyler6 (6 months ago)
My favorite was “you gave a mushroom to a guy and said GROW MARIO GROW”

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