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Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to the best compilation of the stupidest and funniest drunk text fails. Send video submissions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE for more: https://goo.gl/kCGuzH It's MERCH time: https://itsmerchtime.com SOCIALS! Challenge Channel: https://goo.gl/7SzkmZ Instagram: https://goo.gl/dE1NaZ Twitter: https://goo.gl/mzAhj5 Facebook: https://goo.gl/sfF8sq Snapchat: TheTalFishman P.O. BOX: Tal Fishman 19300 Rinaldi St. P.O. Box 7356 Porter Ranch CA 91327
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Text Comments (7482)
c_t_c 007 (1 day ago)
the one before anna says i love trump
Hagrid is real!!!!!!
Emily L. (2 days ago)
Grow Mario grow!!! Lol
kunatamai 。 (7 days ago)
help me p
NNCuber (8 days ago)
I’m gonna trick you Read more
4:31 -THĀTŚ MŸ CRŪSHES NA- I mean my Acquaintance’s name :)
seriously if someone would put my hamster in his hamster ball and throw it I would literally break his balls
Quillistic ;-; (10 days ago)
Triumph is a real word, Tal.
DJ Quack & DJ Peeps (11 days ago)
when i was super young i thought that midgets were birds.... -_-
Crystal Martinez (11 days ago)
Omg 2018? Anyways TAL U LOOK SO DIFFERENT 😶😶😧
Aisha Issaka (12 days ago)
2018 is almost over and am still obsessing over his shirt. I want it
I died at the first one 😂😂😂😂😂
Gacha Le le (12 days ago)
4:57 what the fu-*Technical difficulties*
Vanessa Aiken (13 days ago)
Omfg, i got so drunk onetime, i woke up and pissed in the corner. My friend tried to stop me, but i turned to him and yelled, "PISS OFF!!!!!" Lol he told me the next morning and i couldn't remember it. All i remember is the toilet not flushing
Rina Billal (13 days ago)
Zorgo diffuse 12:10
PeriRebecca (13 days ago)
dude,I wasn't that drunk . last night at the bar you hugged an old man with a beard and said "Dumbledore,you are alive!!"
TotallyNot Tina (13 days ago)
Undyne the Undying (13 days ago)
omg i'm laughing so hard it actually hurts X'DDD someone help lmao
I am too young to drink
Popsicle (19 days ago)
Rebecca Garcia (21 days ago)
My phone glitched so I had his voice in the video comeing out of Cuphead and mugman XD
gaming savage (22 days ago)
Make a series
Annabelle White (25 days ago)
I said to my dad “Father I’m drunk I love u” He said “WTF YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY” me “Shitting my pants with laughter”
Arianna Sabolchick (28 days ago)
Yooo I was watching this while making my brother tea ☕️ and we have cute containers to hold coffee filters and tea baggy and I put the lid to the container on the cup :);)😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
McKenzie Law (30 days ago)
“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...” Me: I am a kid
DarkShadic 9632 (1 month ago)
My favorite was... GROW MARIO GROW
Katie Smith (1 month ago)
Yass! Harry Potter!!
merjan jabarkhil (1 month ago)
Straberry Blossom (1 month ago)
AimfortheStars (1 month ago)
4:29 Imagine if it were Henry and Joey from BATIM
My favorite was “you gave a mushroom to a guy and said GROW MARIO GROW”
Elizabeth Nickell (1 month ago)
There is more to the one that says I wasn't that drunk. You asked your gf if she was single it ends in she said yes.
Lonely Hufflepuff Girl (1 month ago)
Harry Potter fans, lmk what house you are in! I'm a Hufflepuff!!!!! "Hagrid! You're real!" Lmao my favorite of da bunch. : )
Eclipse loaf Monika (1 month ago)
dude i wasn't that drunk,Dude,you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling"GROW MARIO GROW"
Isa Silence (1 month ago)
You look like a decent girl in this video
Leslie Ramirez (1 month ago)
My favorite was Dude I wasn't that drunk. You walk up to a semi-truck and whispered, I know your secret... optimus prime So you know he secret tooo..... GO AWAY
TrumpetLover101! 笑 (1 month ago)
1:39, when you forgot how to speak. 😂
Angel Dinwiddie (1 month ago)
Yes I love this one lol lmao
Jaylin Wou (1 month ago)
Drunk: AAAYY GURLL KETS GET WHITE GURL DRUNKK! Sober: I’d love to abandon my sobriety, but I have a job that starts at 8. Drunk: U SRUNK ALREEEDY? Sober: Okay. Let’s try that again. AAAYY GURL! YOU GOTT THE WRONG NUMBER, KAAAYYY!
Scourge Of BloodClan (1 month ago)
I'm dead now thanks to these
Néstor S. (1 month ago)
This video is so bright, the moon doesn't have a dark side anymore. Dark matter's White matter now and blackholes have became whiteholes.
InsaneKitty Lover (1 month ago)
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singing "a oh" baby let's go, and it goes on and on and on, and it goes on on and onnnnnnnn yay yay
Nightcore Slave101 (2 months ago)
I get drunk all the time
Will Lemmon (2 months ago)
funniest video EVER
Luna Lovegood (2 months ago)
That is Hagrid! If he's nice enough to do that he's definitely HAGRID!
Carlos Cruz Cante (2 months ago)
3:19 3:20
Hot choco Nm (2 months ago)
Hongujgfrreetg ukgujdrry? Gjhfyhfdygujgcb...
Hot choco Nm (2 months ago)
Gessica Sotirova (2 months ago)
Pikachu i choose you!!!🤣 i can't stop laughing
BTS &Anime is my life (2 months ago)
I'm Muslim I don't drink its Haram for Muslims
Grow Mario GROW
Jen Scarlet 143 (2 months ago)
2:51 the moment Tal said 'It's only 7 and you work until 5' the intro for the song 'My Demons' started playing!😂
sunset sounds (2 months ago)
I may or may not be watching this for like the fourth time like if you can relate
Bonnie Boi (2 months ago)
2018 anyone?
Optimus prime was my favorite part.
Jordi Peters (2 months ago)
Stake winner hope not call fact last use stadium
Kristina Plays (2 months ago)
My favorite was the one with the mushroom 😂😂😂😂😂😂
GoldenSparta (2 months ago)
Tara Fenimore (2 months ago)
My name is Tara
Newb Newb (2 months ago)
cat cool (2 months ago)
Joan Esquega (2 months ago)
I wasn't that drunk... Oh really? Last night you were cutting pineapples open while yelling SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!
OkayAbyMSP (2 months ago)
Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW" Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHHAHAAHAGAHAHA 🤣😂💖
Bunny_Baby 509 (3 months ago)
1:02 when you randomly get a math test
Holly Harrison (3 months ago)
XXXDarkAngelAnavel XXX (3 months ago)
My dad plays farmville 😩😩😩
Kenadie Kost (3 months ago)
When that drunk guy said "I live triumph" he meant "I love trump"
Cloudy Night (3 months ago)
And this is why I don't drink so I can be the one to record all the idiots who get hammered.
Itz H3ll0h0mi3s (3 months ago)
what is sober
Vira Partola (3 months ago)
Hagrid you are real!
Kristen Boutte (3 months ago)
my name is joey like if you like the name
Monika Blackman (3 months ago)
I am only 2 yrs late
HamHeather Noel (3 months ago)
Here's one Girl: I'm so proud of my boyfriend Girls Friend: Why? Girl: Because last night he was too drunk to recognize me Girls Friend: Why does that make you proud? Girl: Because when I went to go take off his shirt to change it he stopped me and said "STOP! I have a girlfriend Girls Friend: Awwwwwwww
nick N (3 months ago)
thats so funny
Annabel Burt (3 months ago)
Omg lol!! 😂😂😂
JAYME JK (3 months ago)
I was drunk one time and my friend told me bet u cant eat your nose than i was run around the house yelling "Its getting away" and i never geting drunk
ThatLovableWolf (3 months ago)
A drunk text P1: Was i that drunk? P2:Yah P1:How P2: You went up to a phone booth and spinning and send "COME ON I WANT TO GO TO YEAR 230 TO SEE FLYING CARS" P1....
Justin79camaro bot (3 months ago)
Make another one
thereal wolf (3 months ago)
I'm 10 and this show I act
Kyndall Savage (3 months ago)
Some of these would be me
Black ripper (3 months ago)
Thats my name Daniel
Jamaal Armstrong (3 months ago)
I like the MARIO one
Lavender Dragonite (3 months ago)
Do vlogs
julia czajko (3 months ago)
Um my name is Julia so it kinda was like u were talking to me....
Gina you are amazing (3 months ago)
Eshwa Himmat (3 months ago)
"Ghosts that suck up period blood" lol
Rolf Baguioso (4 months ago)
is it just me or Tal Fishman's eyes is expressionless, and he can fall asleep anytime😂
Totally Gianster (4 months ago)
He sang when he Said "i threw my hands up on the air sometimes:
Taco Magesty (4 months ago)
Me:lol u we’re so drunk last night Friend:nah Me:you kept saying I will save this chicken and through it out my window Friend:chickens need to live Me:dude it was fried chicken Ps..sorry to all the vegans
Derek's minecraft videos (4 months ago)
Do a part 2!
Brettny Gisselle Garcia (4 months ago)
When I get disy I act like if I was drunk and once at school I got sooooo disy that I kissed a worker and asked him out and then he never came to school again
AestheticMoon Msp (4 months ago)
I liked with my tounge
Erin Charles (4 months ago)
Once I was so drunk I shoved an earphone up my nose and said I can hear through my nose..........
Becky Stehn (4 months ago)
bro u have to get drunk sometimes
Queen of Hearts (4 months ago)
"Tampons look like little ghosts. Ghosts that suck up period bloo-"
Jaded Nonpareil (4 months ago)
Kids never drink
xthuyvyx (4 months ago)
Do more
Youtuber Fan (4 months ago)
Dude you were so drunk that when you saw your crush, you said you wanted to kill her
Chelsea Douglas (4 months ago)
David:Dude I wasn't that drunk Dave: oh really you took somebody's phone added your number and texted yourself saying iloveubabygimmekissmwah

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