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Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to the best compilation of the stupidest and funniest drunk text fails. Send video submissions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE for more: https://goo.gl/kCGuzH It's MERCH time: https://itsmerchtime.com SOCIALS! Challenge Channel: https://goo.gl/7SzkmZ Instagram: https://goo.gl/dE1NaZ Twitter: https://goo.gl/mzAhj5 Facebook: https://goo.gl/sfF8sq Snapchat: TheTalFishman P.O. BOX: Tal Fishman 19300 Rinaldi St. P.O. Box 7356 Porter Ranch CA 91327
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Text Comments (7486)
This person is dumb (9 days ago)
I hope the comment section doesn't have some drunk people.
CLOEY LINDER (9 days ago)
YES do more text vids pls
Ben Tobler (9 days ago)
I’m a kid
FOREST DRIVE *Jim* (14 days ago)
Great vid
Audrienna Darlene (16 days ago)
When he said peppermint schnapps I spit my milk on the floor and now I'm staring at it
Audrienna Darlene (16 days ago)
Tal.... what foundations do you use?
My friends and I had this theme party years ago for our friendship anniversary. One of my bestie got drunk and she got on the top of a table and screamed “I’M VOLDEMORT U FILTHY MUGGLES AND MUDBLOODS, KNEEL!” We were just laughing so hard 😂 and later we told her, and we are just glad she’s our friend 😂
*Am I the only one who notices how easy it is to get high on soda?* I got high on coke at an end of the school party ;-;
tristitia x3 (29 days ago)
I'm drunk right now so this is going to be run
Faith-Wolf (1 month ago)
messages are open? dont think i'm creepy, i just wanna make friends....
Tidal Wave (1 month ago)
D Mensing (1 month ago)
What is this??!!
diana walker (1 month ago)
Tal:"tampons that look like ghost that suck up period blood-" Me:"tal how do you know about ahem🙄🙄,"
Öykü Karayel (1 month ago)
Omg old tal’
SupremeVanRipndip (1 month ago)
do yourself a favor and make this a series
Cherwin Adams (1 month ago)
Give a mushroom to midget and yelled grow Mario grow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrina Nayiager (1 month ago)
There r no words from me JUST LAUGHS!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆
broken neko (1 month ago)
Part 2 plz
Alice Willoughby (1 month ago)
1:28 - And I bet she answered, "Not yet." 3:08 - Wait... "It's only 7 and you work until 5."??? That would give her two hours to be finished with work, get cleaned up a little and go join her friends at the bar or wherever. Why is the texter so surprised? 3:23 - Oh, God, the Little Person must have loved that! (Not!)
Janine Schimmel (1 month ago)
Ok the with the person Julia made me feel bad because my name is Julia
Lea Camacho (1 month ago)
that's funny
umar568 gaming (1 month ago)
Oh man this is so funny I had to watch it again
free team (1 month ago)
*PICKACHU I CHOOSE U* LoL luv that one xd
Savannah Toms (1 month ago)
Xxgalaxy_gamer xX (1 month ago)
I was never drunk because I AM STILL YOUNG and does anyone knows how does it feel?
Linda Doernberg (1 month ago)
My Grandkids are scarred
Lastonestanding Wow (1 month ago)
Roses are Violets are blue I got a like Oh wait it’s blue
DA DENNIS FAN FAN (1 month ago)
Ailo Saesee (1 month ago)
Well someone likes Michael Bay movies
Beth Bergstrom (1 month ago)
Not to long ago I was texting my friends and I wanted to type “Ok gimme a sec.” But it autocorrected too “Ok gimme a s3x” I died two seconds later after I sent it when I read what it typed... Me and my friend just laughed so freaking hard
Gamer indo (2 months ago)
Almost 13 mil sub
LegoWormNoah101 (2 months ago)
1:12 *INSTANT DEMONITIZATION* You forgot the censor bleep.
Néve Lyness (2 months ago)
Y his neck so thicc
Ruby Bravo (2 months ago)
Potato cat Nya (2 months ago)
Wolf princess (2 months ago)
Omg my friend is short and there are mushrooms near our school now I gotta get one give it to her and yell "GROW MARIO GROW"
Ellie Williams-Clarke (2 months ago)
I can't be the only one rewatching this in 2019
Mary McGuire (2 months ago)
Veronica Shaheen (2 months ago)
Hey dude nice drawings
Westley Dilley (2 months ago)
SpiritWolf Gardian (2 months ago)
1:32 he said it so easily xD
DATBOI21 (2 months ago)
Dude you were soooooo drunk last night you were putting crosses on a grill singing”holy grail it’s a holy grill”
DATBOI21 (2 months ago)
Dude I was sooooo drunk I put water in my school supplies and said it’s now my water supply
DATBOI21 (2 months ago)
Dude I wasn’t that drunk. Yes you were you were driving around around in a semi truck saying” auto bots roll out”
GamingW/Protato (2 months ago)
Hagrid! You're real! 🤣
Bubbly Nerd (2 months ago)
Can we take a moment to appreciate how smooth tals skin is?
HOTEL HIDEAWAY lover (2 months ago)
I love YOU!!
sreelakshmy s (2 months ago)
He must have put a lot of work into that background
Deutalios 818 (2 months ago)
Gianna Boelhower (3 months ago)
I subscribed and turned on all notifications!!!😀 I know no one will like this tho
Arian Kosmidis (3 months ago)
Grow mario grow!
da monster (3 months ago)
Ha ha I can't have a drink I'm a kid I'm 8
HPTheory (3 months ago)
I know this is an old vid but nice shirt
Nuage Laboratoire (3 months ago)
Ben Starkey (3 months ago)
Dude, I wasn’t that drunk... Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling “GROW MARIO GROW” I feel bad for the midget.
Tori Winters (3 months ago)
Tal:this is why I don’t drink Me: and the fact that ur like 20!
Multifandom Fangirl (3 months ago)
Tal is cute here
LEL LOL (3 months ago)
Dog You Dog Dog Are Dog Dog Beautiful Dog Dog Just Dog Dog The Dog Dog Way Dog Dog You Dog Dog Are Dog Read the second words
Bella Lerma (3 months ago)
Sis:im drunk can u pick me up Bro:send me your location Sis: omg i love that song
MC_DogWarrior (3 months ago)
Translating with Google Translate be like
Bouchra Nya (3 months ago)
_LoneBlue Wolf_ (4 months ago)
It’s not half a dozen it’s half a doNzen
Auraelyus Alkire (4 months ago)
Jeeze keep them away from my guine pig
WelcomeToEverything (4 months ago)
Susan Riojas (4 months ago)
I would want a hug from Hagrid though....
シMintLeafii (4 months ago)
U look like a giraffe ._. That neck tho..
Thung Naga (4 months ago)
2019 And m drunk
Chloe Williams (4 months ago)
Hagrid Your real!!!
Andreas Woerner (4 months ago)
I don't ever make text mistakes because I don't have a phone.But,I talk a lot in real life.😑
khanking pin (4 months ago)
Im watching this again in 2019 make more funny text
N E K Y (4 months ago)
leik plaese eim druensk
jye pemberton (4 months ago)
Drunk auto correct
nik pickard (4 months ago)
pony close (4 months ago)
u said the f word
Zion’s Mukbangb (4 months ago)
You and sssniperwolf should date
Jane Marie (4 months ago)
Lololol grow mario grow lololol also are these real
Justin Casper (5 months ago)
Pause at 3:12 that one is fake!
Collin Steinfeld (5 months ago)
Collin Steinfeld (5 months ago)
sorry I mean 3:15
Nuage Laboratoire (5 months ago)
Nuage Laboratoire (5 months ago)
Dancing Damien (5 months ago)
Tal: GROW MARIO GROW Me: *apple juice pours out of nose*
Thegamerboy 2567 (5 months ago)
0:44 Ik ur secret Optimus prime Optimus: oh shi* iv been found bumblebee come kill this human Me: ... aren't autobots nice Optimus: make that 2 ppl u have 2 kill Me: I dont know what ur talking about Optimus wait who is talking to me
Priyadarsini Mohanta (5 months ago)
I am on my period.
Charlotte Kane (5 months ago)
3:56 that is what I’d do! Also try this one: Dude you were so drunk last night, you ran up to a guy with a long beard and yelled “Dumbledore I thought you were dead! 😂” Also: You ran into a pet shop and opened all the owl cages and yelled... “Hogwarts needs you!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Retarded Thomas the tank (5 months ago)
Optimus prime, I know your secret Me: 😂😂
Ava Chandler (5 months ago)
Lol 😂 My DRUNK friend picked this video out... Help me😂😂😂
Cactus Fever (5 months ago)
I wasn't that drunk You were cutting open pineapples screaming sponged bob I know your in there
XeroXinn (5 months ago)
Every time Tal laughs, take a shot
Rarlene Rios (5 months ago)
what the ? (6 months ago)
i would pay £10 for alfredo, in fact i would pay more. if i don't buy one i'm an idiot.
Lyla Max (6 months ago)
Sorry marinara
Lyla Max (6 months ago)
Just so you know...you change many people’s lives and I am excited to get my timeless hoodie and my new hedgehog Alfredo’s cousin Marina
Ann Sølvberg (6 months ago)
My name is Daniel
xdestiny xo (6 months ago)
once me and my crush were both drunk and we were texting each other idk what on earth we were on about but it was hilarious ;D
sweet tomatoes (6 months ago)
Hagrid one made my night ☺️😊😊😊
Talia Mickey (6 months ago)
my favorite was "Hagrid! You're real!" (Hagrid is from Harry Potter and he drives a flying motorcycle) Actually my favorite was "GROW, MARIO, GROW!"
gatcha girl101 (6 months ago)
ok people this is my poam (i hope i spelled that right) we have all been there we have all done that ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aquarius Albright (6 months ago)
... Well you dug up my mom's garden because, and I quote, *"F¥¢% FARMVILLE!!"* XDDDD
Amanda Hemric (6 months ago)
68rrsydiydsytseytu78tri6eidduydududi686dsdiuxkcoucofdashituhhygtdzyfz7rd57s7t Sherri I dunk
Noah Moran (6 months ago)
Grow Mario grow 🤣

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