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Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

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In this Reaction Time Episode I reacted to the best compilation of the stupidest and funniest drunk text fails. Send video submissions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE for more: https://goo.gl/kCGuzH It's MERCH time: https://itsmerchtime.com SOCIALS! Challenge Channel: https://goo.gl/7SzkmZ Instagram: https://goo.gl/dE1NaZ Twitter: https://goo.gl/mzAhj5 Facebook: https://goo.gl/sfF8sq Snapchat: TheTalFishman P.O. BOX: Tal Fishman 19300 Rinaldi St. P.O. Box 7356 Porter Ranch CA 91327
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Thegamerboy 2567 (3 days ago)
0:44 Ik ur secret Optimus prime Optimus: oh shi* iv been found bumblebee come kill this human Me: ... aren't autobots nice Optimus: make that 2 ppl u have 2 kill Me: I dont know what ur talking about Optimus wait who is talking to me
Priyadarsini Mohanta (14 days ago)
I am on my period.
Lottie -Da (15 days ago)
3:56 that is what I’d do! Also try this one: Dude you were so drunk last night, you ran up to a guy with a long beard and yelled “Dumbledore I thought you were dead! 😂” Also: You ran into a pet shop and opened all the owl cages and yelled... “Hogwarts needs you!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Optimus prime, I know your secret Me: 😂😂
Ava Chandler (19 days ago)
Lol 😂 My DRUNK friend picked this video out... Help me😂😂😂
Cactus Fever (19 days ago)
I wasn't that drunk You were cutting open pineapples screaming sponged bob I know your in there
XeroXinn _ (22 days ago)
Every time Tal laughs, take a shot
Rarlene Rios (23 days ago)
Im
what the ? (25 days ago)
i would pay £10 for alfredo, in fact i would pay more. if i don't buy one i'm an idiot.
Lyla Max (29 days ago)
Sorry marinara
Lyla Max (29 days ago)
Just so you know...you change many people’s lives and I am excited to get my timeless hoodie and my new hedgehog Alfredo’s cousin Marina
Boby Cool (30 days ago)
My name is Daniel
Tara Nicole (1 month ago)
once me and my crush were both drunk and we were texting each other idk what on earth we were on about but it was hilarious ;D
sweet tomatoes (1 month ago)
Hagrid one made my night ☺️😊😊😊
Talia Mickey (1 month ago)
my favorite was "Hagrid! You're real!" (Hagrid is from Harry Potter and he drives a flying motorcycle) Actually my favorite was "GROW, MARIO, GROW!"
dat potato (1 month ago)
ok people this is my poam (i hope i spelled that right) we have all been there we have all done that ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aquarius Albright (1 month ago)
... Well you dug up my mom's garden because, and I quote, *"F¥¢% FARMVILLE!!"* XDDDD
Amanda Hemric (1 month ago)
68rrsydiydsytseytu78tri6eidduydududi686dsdiuxkcoucofdashituhhygtdzyfz7rd57s7t Sherri I dunk
Noah Moran (1 month ago)
Grow Mario grow 🤣
Kayley Vinette (1 month ago)
January 1st 2019!!!!! His voice sounds a but higher
Blake Frost (1 month ago)
New way to check if someone is drunk, Ask them to text there ex, if they say no then they are fine
Shane Mcglougin (1 month ago)
I miss this Tall like if you agree
Squishy Monie (1 month ago)
3:06 for a moment i thought he said my name
Nathan Vidal Gaming (1 month ago)
My grandma was drunk and had a knife and almost stabbed me lol
Steph 14142 (1 month ago)
I saw that one when he asked his girlfriend if she was single and do u know what she said yes
Bright Meadows (1 month ago)
Did anyone realise that at 2:08 in the text the person calls the girl Julia but her name up the top is Emily rose...
Phoniex 01 (1 month ago)
My favorite was the pikachu and the Optimus prime
Crystal Watermelon (1 month ago)
R.I.P. hamster...
sglj 9591 (1 month ago)
Is tal fishman his real name
Amanda Panda (2 months ago)
*gRoW mArIo GrOw!!*
Emily Jordan (2 months ago)
*I Live Triumph*
Dylan Both (2 months ago)
Pikachu i choose u!
Dylan Both (2 months ago)
Hagrid! Ur real!
Dylan Both (2 months ago)
Grow Mario grow!
MARIONVOYAGER 24/7 (2 months ago)
A friend of mine as drunk once he took my foam minecraft sword and started hitting my other friends locket thinking it was Voldemort’s horcrux He never drank again after what I told him in the morning
Jack Weaver (2 months ago)
Happy 2 yr vid anniversary
Tiara T (2 months ago)
FETUS TAL
Rebecca Edgcomb (2 months ago)
I loved the one with hagrid
Chloe Cameron (2 months ago)
5:19 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂
LaClaire Au Lune (2 months ago)
Ok bro how he said "No Sir" sounded like he was talking to an actual officer😂😂
aaliyah's life cabrales (2 months ago)
Yassssssss HAGRID Who else is a PotterHead
c_t_c 007 (3 months ago)
the one before anna says i love trump
Hagrid is real!!!!!!
Emily L. (3 months ago)
Grow Mario grow!!! Lol
kunatamai 。 (3 months ago)
help me p
Breeze NNCuber (3 months ago)
I’m gonna trick you Read more
4:31 -THĀTŚ MŸ CRŪSHES NA- I mean my Acquaintance’s name :)
seriously if someone would put my hamster in his hamster ball and throw it I would literally break his balls
Quillistic ;-; (3 months ago)
Triumph is a real word, Tal.
DJ Quack & DJ Peeps (3 months ago)
when i was super young i thought that midgets were birds.... -_-
Crystal Martinez (3 months ago)
Omg 2018? Anyways TAL U LOOK SO DIFFERENT 😶😶😧
Aisha Issaka (3 months ago)
2018 is almost over and am still obsessing over his shirt. I want it
I died at the first one 😂😂😂😂😂
Gacha Le le (3 months ago)
4:57 what the fu-*Technical difficulties*
Vanessa Aiken (3 months ago)
Omfg, i got so drunk onetime, i woke up and pissed in the corner. My friend tried to stop me, but i turned to him and yelled, "PISS OFF!!!!!" Lol he told me the next morning and i couldn't remember it. All i remember is the toilet not flushing
Rina Billal (3 months ago)
Zorgo diffuse 12:10
PeriRebecca (3 months ago)
dude,I wasn't that drunk . last night at the bar you hugged an old man with a beard and said "Dumbledore,you are alive!!"
Lorelei Love (3 months ago)
BRUH MY NAME IS IN HERE
SnowDragon2204 (3 months ago)
omg i'm laughing so hard it actually hurts X'DDD someone help lmao
Space kitty cat Studios (3 months ago)
I am too young to drink
Izzy sister (3 months ago)
WHY PEOPLE DO YOU GET DRUNK STOP GET ING DRUNK
Rebecca Garcia (3 months ago)
My phone glitched so I had his voice in the video comeing out of Cuphead and mugman XD
gaming savage (3 months ago)
Make a series
Annabelle White (3 months ago)
I said to my dad “Father I’m drunk I love u” He said “WTF YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY” me “Shitting my pants with laughter”
ItsArianna272006 (3 months ago)
Yooo I was watching this while making my brother tea ☕️ and we have cute containers to hold coffee filters and tea baggy and I put the lid to the container on the cup :);)😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
McKenzie Law (3 months ago)
“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...” Me: I am a kid
DarkShadic 9632 (4 months ago)
My favorite was... GROW MARIO GROW
Katie Smith (4 months ago)
Yass! Harry Potter!!
merjan jabarkhil (4 months ago)
HAGRID!
Straberry Blossom (4 months ago)
3:37😂😂😂
AimfortheStars (4 months ago)
4:29 Imagine if it were Henry and Joey from BATIM
purpleskyler6 (4 months ago)
My favorite was “you gave a mushroom to a guy and said GROW MARIO GROW”
Elizabeth Nickell (4 months ago)
There is more to the one that says I wasn't that drunk. You asked your gf if she was single it ends in she said yes.
Lonely Hufflepuff Girl (4 months ago)
Harry Potter fans, lmk what house you are in! I'm a Hufflepuff!!!!! "Hagrid! You're real!" Lmao my favorite of da bunch. : )
Eclipse loaf Monika (4 months ago)
*GROW MARIO GROWWWWW*
Fang칼리 (4 months ago)
dude i wasn't that drunk,Dude,you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling"GROW MARIO GROW"
Isa Silence (4 months ago)
You look like a decent girl in this video
Leslie Ramirez (4 months ago)
My favorite was Dude I wasn't that drunk. You walk up to a semi-truck and whispered, I know your secret... optimus prime So you know he secret tooo..... GO AWAY
Darnya Productions™ (4 months ago)
1:39, when you forgot how to speak. 😂
Angel Dinwiddie (4 months ago)
Yes I love this one lol lmao
Jaylin Wou (4 months ago)
Drunk: AAAYY GURLL KETS GET WHITE GURL DRUNKK! Sober: I’d love to abandon my sobriety, but I have a job that starts at 8. Drunk: U SRUNK ALREEEDY? Sober: Okay. Let’s try that again. AAAYY GURL! YOU GOTT THE WRONG NUMBER, KAAAYYY!
Scourge of the Stars (4 months ago)
I'm dead now thanks to these
Néstor S. (4 months ago)
This video is so bright, the moon doesn't have a dark side anymore. Dark matter's White matter now and blackholes have became whiteholes.
InsaneKitty Lover (4 months ago)
MY NAME IS JULIA XD
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singing "a oh" baby let's go, and it goes on and on and on, and it goes on on and onnnnnnnn yay yay
Nightcore Slave101 (4 months ago)
I get drunk all the time
Will Lemmon (5 months ago)
funniest video EVER
Ari Mizumi Lovegood (5 months ago)
That is Hagrid! If he's nice enough to do that he's definitely HAGRID!
Carlos Cruz Cante (5 months ago)
3:19 3:20
Duke Of Puzzles (5 months ago)
Hongujgfrreetg ukgujdrry? Gjhfyhfdygujgcb...
Duke Of Puzzles (5 months ago)
Lol
Gessica Sotirova (5 months ago)
Pikachu i choose you!!!🤣 i can't stop laughing
BTS &Anime is my life (5 months ago)
I'm Muslim I don't drink its Haram for Muslims
Grow Mario GROW
Jen Scarlet 143 (5 months ago)
2:51 the moment Tal said 'It's only 7 and you work until 5' the intro for the song 'My Demons' started playing!😂
sunset sounds (5 months ago)
I may or may not be watching this for like the fourth time like if you can relate
Bonnie Boi (5 months ago)
2018 anyone?
Jordi Peters (5 months ago)
Stake winner hope not call fact last use stadium
Wen dy's (5 months ago)
My favorite was the one with the mushroom 😂😂😂😂😂😂
GoldenSparta (5 months ago)
1:39 THE TASTER ONE IDK WHY BUT I DIED LAUGHING AT THAT
Tara Fenimore (5 months ago)
My name is Tara

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