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FUNNIEST DRUNK TEXT MESSAGES!! (EPIC FAILS)

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TOP 10 FUNNIEST DRUNK TEXT MESSAGES ON THE INTERNET! I COULD'NT BELIEVE HOW RIDICULOUS SOME OF THESE WERE! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THEM AS MUCH AS I DID! IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT "SUCH A FAIL!" 😂 Watch Yesterday's Vlog Here ▶ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZTT3jxgKRE&t=717s FOLLOW ME ON: ▶INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/christian/ ▶TWITTER: https://twitter.com/christiand SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE VIDEOS HERE! ▶ http://bit.ly/Subscribe2Christian SUBSCRIBE TO KRISTEN HERE▶ http://bit.ly/2gA552j SUBSCRIBE TO MY GAMING CHANNEL! ▶ http://bit.ly/Subscribe2Cdawggy ----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­----- WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME: ▶MUSICAL.LY: Christian.delgrosso ▶SNAPCHAT: @Christiandelg ▶FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ChristianDelgrossopage
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Chelsea Ankeny (21 hours ago)
I'm legit dieing from this
Michelle Albrecht (1 day ago)
He’s the best
Kayla Mackay (2 days ago)
It depends on how drunk you are
puppy magic (3 days ago)
0:57 is my favorite so far
Harley Holden (11 days ago)
I would probably send all of these if I was drunk 😅😅😅😅
Carmen Queen (11 days ago)
My mate texted me (who’s a boy) and said he’s pregnant and I said your drunk
Shauna Kirchner (15 days ago)
I’m dying lmoa
Roshny Batu (16 days ago)
You made my laugh so hard🤣 love you❤️
*how I know beer* When I was six years old I though beer was coke idk Wut stuff it was But I drank it and I tough I just drank pee with shit
Trinity Papciak (20 days ago)
😂😂😂🤣😂😃😂😃😂🤣😂🤣😃😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Trinity Papciak (20 days ago)
I was laughing so hard I fell off my chair
Sidney Lundstrom (22 days ago)
No Christian if you hold down on the letters on the keyboard itll put the symbol like s is @
Dakota Montgomery (24 days ago)
2:41 and 3:05
Grow Mario grow hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂🐊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 shit an alligator
Everett Leeseberg (25 days ago)
i...... just....... died....
roblox life (28 days ago)
3:31
Ava Peterson (1 month ago)
My key pad has this thing were you can slide your finger down on the letters and it creates a number or something, that is probably how he got the $
C Jo Varghese (1 month ago)
Future*😅
C Jo Varghese (1 month ago)
Did you noticed the drunk message between dad and son the son saved his dad's contact as son ?? 😂😂😂😂🤣 Wow ... He's living in futur
Stephanie White (1 month ago)
I died of laughter at the and
Eve VanHintum (1 month ago)
My friend was drunk and all she said was grow your arm back with cinimon toast crunch😂
Luke Grimes (1 month ago)
XD
iiShiro Chan (1 month ago)
3:32 I’ve died when christian said “fuck” 😂
Lucy Chapman (1 month ago)
Fickers Fuckers
purple fun times (1 month ago)
2:19 but if je did not reginize you qnd said stop i have a girl friend thay could mean that he was cheating on you
Niyumi Gunawardena (1 month ago)
That was soo funny😂
ArticfoxYYY (1 month ago)
My favorite part was when you talked like if you were drunk
Gabrielle Raviolo (1 month ago)
I laughed so hard wen he said poop
you know whats funny you are always in diffrent place when you film i love your vids
frwoggy (1 month ago)
I can’t hardly breath IM 😂 CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kookie Gacha Wolf (1 month ago)
this one time my relative (won't say who, but she was married) was drunk and she said she was divorced, then she asked me for proof. "You were really drunk when you left." "Really? How drunk?" "You said you were divorced and then took our bird and tried to tie and alarm clock to it and *then* tried to throw it out the window and yelled 'HEY, WHERE'S MY EX? HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS! TIME REALLY DOES FLY!' and then you passed out." (the bird just landed on a branch and then flew back in and the alarm clock fell off) "....I'll be right back" * from the other room * "Hey Mom? (istg she's not my sister) When will you allow me to jump off a bridge?"
Jocelyn Bartolome (1 month ago)
Only filipinos like me knows what he/she is saying in the tumbnale
Hannah Miller (1 month ago)
2:28 I can't even stop laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zionne Makoma (1 month ago)
You look just like the male interpretation of my friend Zali
Love Rubyxxx (1 month ago)
"GROW MARIO,GROW"! XD xD
Pink Polkadot (1 month ago)
Such a fail
3cl1ps3 _YT (1 month ago)
Suger on my tasters is my favorite
TakerFanNMSH (1 month ago)
Will you do more of these????
TakerFanNMSH (1 month ago)
I could NOT breathe this whole video! It was like you're the voice that says the words in "talk to text"
Madz X (1 month ago)
WTF. JASON M. STANDS FOR JASON MULLER AND HES IN MY CLASS
xXwolfieXx OMG (1 month ago)
YA GROW MARIO GROW! I love your vids but still.... GROW MARIO GROW
White Tiger (1 month ago)
I’ve literally only watched 5 seconds of the video and I already love it
Alex- Chan (1 month ago)
SaMe
phycopathwolf _2983 (2 months ago)
At 3:16 the 2 text is my last name
twilight the spirit wolf (2 months ago)
"A baby and a half donzen of babies" 😂
Traapp (2 months ago)
I AM WATCHING THIS AT 3AM AND MY MOM BURSTED IN MY ROOM AND ASKED WHY I WAS SNORTEDD I MEAN STORNATIGN I QUIT
Heart BRØKEN (2 months ago)
Lmao I laughed half of the video
Jace25 Crow (2 months ago)
Opooooooh
Jace25 Crow (2 months ago)
This is aweso
moondancer milk (2 months ago)
U know 2 minutes was him talking.
Erica DeCelle (2 months ago)
In the pool
Erica DeCelle (2 months ago)
Dive
Erica DeCelle (2 months ago)
🥂🍻🍾🎂🍶🥓🍕🌮🥙🍔🍤🥐🥗🍜🍭🤸🏽‍♀️🤸🏾‍♂️👘👙👕👖
3:04 I cant
Claire Owen (2 months ago)
My dad was drunk once and he said this “yo mwahm hash a nwicsh ash”
Tina Klinksiek (2 months ago)
Da hell is uka ketch, Japanese ,Chinese, Russian, Indian,da hell!!!!!!
Tina Klinksiek (2 months ago)
A half donzen of baby's, LMFAO.
Kallie Coffey (2 months ago)
the funniest part about it is when he said poop
Eve Dzwonyk-Charlebois (2 months ago)
Your voices make me laugh so hard! This is my favourite channel!!!
2019 ANYONE
Kellie Walsh (2 months ago)
"Poop."
Calea Pangburn (2 months ago)
I laughed so hard I cryed
Trin Heckel (2 months ago)
My pop gave me a bit of his Bunderburg Gingerbeer n I keep giggling n I can't stop!!
Randomgirl 7006 (2 months ago)
Don’t click read more Told you
Dipti singh (2 months ago)
1:42😂😂😂😂
Dean Rogers (4 days ago)
Mine I the last part when he is just talking without the drunk text messages
Megan ellen (3 months ago)
I cried of laughter
Sidney Lundstrom (3 months ago)
Christian some phones like mine all the letters have the symbol on them so if I hold the letter g it'll make it a % instead of going to the symbol page just hold down the letter m for ? If they're drunk they held the letter instead of tapping it
James Lamphere (3 months ago)
If this was a try not to laugh I lost big time
Addison Howard (3 months ago)
LMAO!!!! 😆😂😂😂🤣🤣😎
rick berry (3 months ago)
... : >
Sopheak Narita (3 months ago)
DUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sopheak Narita (3 months ago)
dud WAIT THE F*CK
Sopheak Narita (3 months ago)
DRAK @$$ Modernf*ckr
Frances Elliott (3 months ago)
When u know u too drunk
Devil意気消沈した (3 months ago)
Check I for t or your garage doors. Fickers Dickerson Fickers Sfucmets Fickers Fu jefdo Uku ketch Fickers Fuckerz
Gyb Gygh (3 months ago)
Good video Mrs. Christian 😇😇
Tessa Sanfilippo (3 months ago)
Haha it is even funnier when you are drunkk😂😂😂
Shadow Productions (3 months ago)
Don’t you love that moment when your friends stop you to text some embarrassing stuff to your ex When you’re drunk
David Lopez (3 months ago)
My dad would say I slept with your mom to me
jasmine mejias (3 months ago)
2019 anyone
Rainbow cat 2008 (3 months ago)
I laughed so much my stomach started to hurt😂😂🤣
FAZE DEAD (3 months ago)
0:54 funny af omg I kept 😄😂😂😂😂😂
AngelPlayz07 (3 months ago)
I saw one that went exactly like this. “Dude you were so drunk at my party last night” “No I wasn’t” “YOU THREW MY HAMSTER OUT THE WINDOW YELLING “PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU”
Hi ImBrandon (3 months ago)
My friend said his drunk 23 year old brother texted him "I am sooper dunk peas dont shell mahm" And then "Nevarmind mom is too stoopid to cee dissskwwja" That's when I was about 7 years.
Elizabeth Stolbova (3 months ago)
Sugar on my tasters 🤣🤣
Ketch...SKETCH.....HIP HIPDRUNK!!
bootiful girl (3 months ago)
These kind of videos make me laugh and it's hard to make me laugh
Mr. Irrelevant (3 months ago)
0:27 This is a gift from me, to you let me know what you guys think of it
shook af (3 months ago)
LMAO
[]Dragon Wolf[] (3 months ago)
XD lol this is hilarious 😂😂😂
Sydney Khan (3 months ago)
2019 anyone 😂
Re Reh my husband (3 months ago)
3:04 had me dead
Min Princess (3 months ago)
2222000 😂
Min Princess (3 months ago)
still here laughing like a maniac 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ramssez Macias (3 months ago)
Im LAUGHING SO HARD
get your gacha girl love (3 months ago)
I think he was trying to say check it for you're garage clickers not f*****s + 3:18 killed me
oliver fortin (3 months ago)
Christian DelGrosso ito means this in tagalog. I'm your fan.. I live in the philippines...
Melissa Carpenter (3 months ago)
I feel like I could make a song out of these to sentences you Gary the snail from Spongebob give me a baseline I slept with your mom I slept with your mom I slept with your mom stop Dad your drunk repeat that 3 times with this beat bom bom bom bom bommm bom bom bom bom bommmm bom bom bom bommmm bom bom bu bom
le ded kira (3 months ago)
XD bad spelling
Ezap Ghost (3 months ago)
Those 404 people who disliked must have been drunk
Jamie Hettinger (3 months ago)
I was watching Brendan urie meltdowns and reminded me of u

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