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Army of zombies on the loose? Check out these simple steps to help you survive an encounter with the undead.
Step 1: Know your enemy
Make sure you're facing an attack from actual zombies. Look for a stiff gait caused by rigor mortis, open wounds from decomposing flesh, and a hunger for human flesh.
Step 2: Cover up
Cover up to prevent potential zombie bites from turning you into one of them. Wear a mask with holes only for the eyes and mouth, long sleeves, gloves, close-toe shoes, and long pants tucked into your socks. You may look like a fashion victim, but you won't be a zombie victim.
Step 3: Amass weapons
Find a weapon to use in case you encounter a zombie. Grab a blunt object capable of bashing in undead heads or something to pierce the zombies' skulls -- even reanimated corpses can't survive severe brain injuries.
Don't try to reason with zombies -- their brain functions are limited to walking, moaning, and feasting on the living.
Step 4: Head indoors
Find a secure place to hide. Make sure it's located as far as possible from any graveyards and stocked with canned goods, bottled water, and projectile-firing weapons. Barricade the doors and windows to ensure your survival.
Step 5: Fight back
Hide out long enough to overcome your fear; then, attack back! Use human-scented objects to lure the zombies to low-lying areas; once they're contained, blast their brains from afar. Continue trapping and killing until all the zombies are dead, and it's eerily quiet enough for you to hear your still-beating heart.
Did You Know?
A traditional zombie cocktail is made with sugar, fruit juice, and 4 kinds of rum.
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Step 1) Become that guy hero in World War Z
Step 2) Get the cure to make yourself invisible to zombies
Step 3) When you are all injected, you realize zombies don't even exist and it was all one big prank by the world
Step 4) Cry because you injected yourself for nothing
Step 5) You realise that injection was poison
Step 6) Cry like a baby because it hurt
Step 7) ded
Step 8) omg can u stop reading
Step 9) kbye
Step 1 run away with ur clothes
Step 2 find a zombie
Step 3 mock azombie
Step 4 go to the military base
Step 5 tell the soldiers theres a zombie behind you
Step 6 join the reinforcement
Step7 leave the military base and do it the same as step 1
Step 1: Take 10 minutes to realize your in plants vs zombies as you are surrounded by plants with teeth
Step 2: Run around for a while.
Step 3: Revive yourself
Step 4: Give the plant an almighty bosh
Step 5: Like this comment so I haven't been pointlessly writing this for 5 minutes
step 1: Get 30 guns and axes
step 2: get 400 ammo
step 3: find a large car for you and family to live in.
step 4: defend
step 5: make sure you got food for 50 months
step 6: help find a cure
step 7: quit using oyur imagination this much
Step 1.find 10-12 years old kids step 2. Wait for round 10(just run) 3.buy a mysterybox 4. Hope for ray gun 5 pack-a-punch 6. Shrekt them 7.realized its only a game and its not excisting 8.people will come commenting "it might happened in the future" 9.idc
1. Find a zombie
2. kick it to the ground
3. try to crush it's head until unconscious
4. keep beating it up
5. do some normal stuff
*NO ONE WILL EVER FIND A GUN EVER THAT'S A FACT BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENS*
These steps are easy peacy
STEP 1: Tackle down the zombie.
STEP 2: Once dead, go to the mall and get new clothes and shoes.
STEP 3: Kick all the zombies in the face and stomach.
STEP 4: You may not survive this, DANCE PARTY, YOU WON, YOU KILLED ALL THE ZOMBIES!
STEP 5: Never sleep again.
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