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last year my dad let me have one bottle of beer from a bar a a hotel and he said that I drank the whole bottle got a microphone toy my sister had and said WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDA DA SEA THEN I STARTED SINGING QUEENS BOHIMIEAN RAHPSODY AND THIS IS TRUE
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I make a lot of change because i didn't remember the whole conversation. It's still make me laugh. 😂😂
Eddie: Where's my car? Hey,hey someone call the fucking cops!
Joe: You starring at it,you lush!
Eddie: Oh,yeah.. Now where's my key?
Joe: Vito will drive.
*in the car*
Eddie: Hurry up! I have bussines to take care of.
Joe: Argh! What smell is that?! Eddie,are you puke?
Eddie: What? I won't puke in my own car.
Joe: Then what the hell is that smell?
Vito: Yeah,i'm smelling it too.
Eddie: Maybe it's frank.
Joe: That bastard puke in your car?
Eddie: Nah,he's in the trunk.
Vito: WHAT?! Since when "bussines to take care of" mean "dead body in the trunk"?
Eddie: This is all your fault,Joe. I told you before that i have something to do. And you got me drunk.
Joe: Yeah. Next time,more pussy less booze.
Eddie: Lets just burry him. Near the forest.
Vito: Uhh. You got a shovel?
Eddie: It's in the trunk. And the hole is already dug. All we need to do is put him in and cover him up..
*open the trunk*
Joe: Jesus christ,how long did you put him in here?
Eddie: Just a couple days..
Vito: Now who's gonna bury him?
Vito: Great. Just great.
*at Joe's apartment*
Joe: Sorry,Vito. Not a great way to end the night.
Eddie: Come on,lets get more drink. And call some girls!!!
?: Shut up!! It's 3 in the morning!
Eddie: Shut the fuck up you whore!
Joe: Eddie,you have to sleep. No more drinks for you.
+Lavender Alexandra 1D when I say "I got one" it means that I'm gonna share a text with them....no...the text is NOT mine and I DID get it off a video,also,I can't get drunk because I am only 12...so get your facts right BEFORE you pick them,not AFTER you pick them...
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