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Hey I got a funny drunk text message.
Guy#1 Hey dude you were so drunk last night.
Guy#2 No I wasn't, was I?
Guy#1 You picked up my tabby cat and screamed at the top of your lungs "Garfield needs lasagna! Somebody get the lasagna!"
One time I dropped my iPad from the top of my bunk bed and asked my sister to pick it up. She wasn't drunk, just half-asleep because it was midnight. She responded with, " Sorry, I can't react with objects without saving..." She handed me my iPad anyways and went back to sleep.
I think I got punched a few days ago but I can't remember.
I can only remember a bit of an argument but not what was said.
About 24 hours later the vodka had left my system enough so I could feel a twinge of pain in my jaw.
I'm still trying to recall what happened but I have no idea if I deserved it or not.
so my cousin got really fucked and he went to the bathroom and locked the door.....
and couldn't get out :/
we couldn't unscrew the lock cause he was freaking out and grabbing it so my uncle kicked the door down.
- real story by my friend, Alex
"Dude you were so totally drunk last night!"
"Really? I don't think I was because I was playing with my dog"
"Yeah because when you were playing with your 'dog' you ended up screaming MUCH LOVE, SUCH WOW, MLGNESS, MUCH DOGE to him"
"Yes. You don't even have a dog. It was the T.V."
Idk I wanted to make one of my own XD
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