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Text Comments (1452)
Sia Malfoy (1 year ago)
9:11 I'm 10 so no… but I would do all the harry potter ones sober anyway XD
Aidan With An A (1 day ago)
+Billy Whiskey I got mine way before I was 13
Aidan With An A (1 day ago)
I'm 13
Smudgy TV (3 days ago)
me too
Nuggets (12 days ago)
Magikarp So why do kid songs and videos exist huh?
Shiny Rayquaza Legend no
pokemon Master (9 hours ago)
Why are drunk people obsessed with cartoons
ya boi kayden (10 hours ago)
The thumbnail 😂😂
Deet (10 hours ago)
🤦🏻‍♂️
SSQUAD (16 hours ago)
SO MANY DRUNK PEOPLE LOVE SPONGEBOB!!! IS IT A COINCIDENCE
Fossal BSG (23 hours ago)
this is funny as crap “THE LORD HAS SPOKEN” jk I’m not the lord I just did it for the funny lol memes
Wolfie Wow! (1 day ago)
6:48 probably my favorite.
Tristan Davis (1 day ago)
last year my dad let me have one bottle of beer from a bar a a hotel and he said that I drank the whole bottle got a microphone toy my sister had and said WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDA DA SEA THEN I STARTED SINGING QUEENS BOHIMIEAN RAHPSODY AND THIS IS TRUE
Harper Krout (1 day ago)
6:08 "obese penguin" *Me*tear*amazing...
Tristan Davis (1 day ago)
my friend at a party when I was 13 like 5 years ago took his friends hamster and said go pikachu go
Elaine Delagrave (1 day ago)
No i was never drunk because im 9 but my mom was so drunk she threw up and rolled in her throw up
Aidan Renteria (1 day ago)
This was the most funniest thing I have bet seen
R.I.P Stan Lee (1 day ago)
Holy SHIT
Yeet Doge (1 day ago)
Fake but still funny
IndoCowboy's PUBG (2 days ago)
Who know this one? I make a lot of change because i didn't remember the whole conversation. It's still make me laugh. 😂😂 Eddie: Where's my car? Hey,hey someone call the fucking cops! Joe: You starring at it,you lush! Eddie: Oh,yeah.. Now where's my key? Joe: Vito will drive. *in the car* Eddie: Hurry up! I have bussines to take care of. Joe: Argh! What smell is that?! Eddie,are you puke? Eddie: What? I won't puke in my own car. Joe: Then what the hell is that smell? Vito: Yeah,i'm smelling it too. Eddie: Maybe it's frank. Joe: That bastard puke in your car? Eddie: Nah,he's in the trunk. Vito: WHAT?! Since when "bussines to take care of" mean "dead body in the trunk"? Eddie: This is all your fault,Joe. I told you before that i have something to do. And you got me drunk. Joe: Yeah. Next time,more pussy less booze. Eddie: Lets just burry him. Near the forest. Vito: Uhh. You got a shovel? Eddie: It's in the trunk. And the hole is already dug. All we need to do is put him in and cover him up.. *open the trunk* Joe: Jesus christ,how long did you put him in here? Eddie: Just a couple days.. Vito: Now who's gonna bury him? Joe: What?? Vito: Great. Just great. *at Joe's apartment* Joe: Sorry,Vito. Not a great way to end the night. Eddie: Come on,lets get more drink. And call some girls!!! ?: Shut up!! It's 3 in the morning! Eddie: Shut the fuck up you whore! Joe: Eddie,you have to sleep. No more drinks for you.
GBB Lol XD (2 days ago)
I’m just 8....
Man!!!, drunk people love kids movies and tv shows a lot!!!
Lavender Alexandra 1D (3 days ago)
9:00 Larry? Stylinson?
ChaosGaming_YT (3 days ago)
This cracked me up
V0LT F1SHEYE345 (3 days ago)
I’m 12 so no but if I ever do get that drunk I would be they guy to text my mom and ask her where I live
Amelia Reeves (3 days ago)
2:59 and how the hell are u gonna get to narnia
Jackie L (3 days ago)
You know most of them are faked, but they are funny anyway...
Cute Bunny13 (4 days ago)
I've never been that drunk! Oh wait, I'm a 13 year old homeschooler. I've never touched alchohol.
Windows xp (5 days ago)
Lol I just pissed on a cat
Amaris A (6 days ago)
The angry bird one got me so hard
하나도 (7 days ago)
Why do i feel like all of these are fake and scripted?
Lavender the Kitsune (7 days ago)
I'm too young to drink .-. I'm 14 xD
GardnerPlayz (7 days ago)
5:08 I MM SOOoOOoo fukIN dunK
April Scoles (7 days ago)
6:46...me when i turn 21...ill have my BEST friend to drag me back tho
Mermaids N Dragons (8 days ago)
I got one: -I wasn't drunk last night! -Dude,when someone stole your T.V.,you yelled, "COME BACK!! YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!"
Lavender Alexandra 1D (3 days ago)
+Mermaids N Dragons calm down im sorry for getting it wrong. Chill. You're just like the old me. It's just a small thing ok no biggy.
Mermaids N Dragons (3 days ago)
+Lavender Alexandra 1D when I say "I got one" it means that I'm gonna share a text with them....no...the text is NOT mine and I DID get it off a video,also,I can't get drunk because I am only 12...so get your facts right BEFORE you pick them,not AFTER you pick them...
Mermaids N Dragons (3 days ago)
+Lavender Alexandra 1D did I say it was mine? No. So don't start anything
Lavender Alexandra 1D (3 days ago)
Wdym you got one? It's obviously not yours since I've seen it plenty of times
_ eel (8 days ago)
Obveisle these are fake.
Marisol Alcala (9 days ago)
I’m 11 and I’m a good person no I haven’t not even thought of getting drunk
CuteDoggy (9 days ago)
Nop i EBEEN tat .dlunk nebber ebber in life .
Maleah Quinney (9 days ago)
Umm ok these are fake
Jay The Gamer (9 days ago)
Why all drunk people love spongebob
TheGamingBee (10 days ago)
*_GROW MARIO GROWWWWWW_*
Ahlana Vega (10 days ago)
Why is he always named Jake?
Simply_Sara (10 days ago)
9:03 hell ya, gay couple (not gay but i respect them)
Lavender Alexandra 1D (3 days ago)
It could be a girl name Louis or it could be gay. Or it could be Larry Stylinson. You wouldn't know.
amo3zing (10 days ago)
Halarious
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
Oh God I. So drink I thought jessi was didi h jdfggfirirjrjnrtir in a TV and stuf.. I tried to follow Dora the replorern tshe spawned invisible wall and stuff so I couldnit follow
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
Hi justin beaver oil Joe he jshoukd be ins a water hole.. a big big water thinbgy.. with stiks and things
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
Why is xant o.go through the TV I krpp kitting my haed
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
Hr is there Harry Potter I'm in a movvvvhjireeee I beat uwma a ik a I knowmillions of khsdollars. Dollhairs
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
I'd this adding DJ public iudvco commezt
Game Theorys (10 days ago)
Hey kid I wanťu buy h I'll use 3kiloioj how much. Cozy j9ijhuggyf6g up gfif5hk
Dewey Duck (11 days ago)
The thumbnail was savage
Jazzy Aguayo (11 days ago)
No ive never been drunk imma good gurl
David Ingram (11 days ago)
My dad once threw the bar of soap at a wall and yelled gotta catch em all
David Ingram (11 days ago)
No
Arianna Manibusan (11 days ago)
8:46
CuteGamerGirl 116 (11 days ago)
8:51 I’ve read this so many times but it will NEVER get old 😂😂😂
Jake The Gaming 1 (11 days ago)
I still got the power
Why do these all sound likes something i would do on a normal basis
The God Of gaming (12 days ago)
I would do any of these on a daily basis. While I'm sober.
Im still laughing at the thumbnail😂😂
Fliqpy / Flippy (12 days ago)
These sound like things me and my friends would do
thatguy ethan (12 days ago)
I died reading the thumbnail😂😂😂😂😂
Laci Crace (12 days ago)
nooooooo the parrakeet got slammed into a piggy bank
ivanaguila13 (12 days ago)
😢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SNAKETAILS 1000 (13 days ago)
T_T BOI!!!
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XxPrime GamingXX (11 days ago)
2:30 I would have said that cause I loved Optimus Prime when I was little also at 3:15 lol
Jesus Us Savior (13 days ago)
Who else came here bc of the thumbnail
HANNAH GARCIA (13 days ago)
These kind of seems fake bc the drunk people mostly say " I wasn't that drunk"
ACatLady 62 (13 days ago)
I mean, you have to give the drunk guys who wanted apple juice credit, right?
Ratan Bharadwaj (13 days ago)
Sorry to burst your bubble but these all texts are fake and made Up
Emily Mayo (13 days ago)
im only ## but when im 16 I will :3 dont worry
Conner Dechart (13 days ago)
Fakest shit ever
wade daze (13 days ago)
3:39 okay it makes sense now
Windows Virus (13 days ago)
2:52 it says the name is DAD so why is he calling the dad, “son”
Lol 4:38
Yuri Playz (13 days ago)
tHaT mOmEnT yOu KnOw YoU'vE bEeN wAtChInG tOo MuCh SpOnGeBoB
OveRide (14 days ago)
9:14 why even blur the name read the text
Icecooldudeboy Buds55 (14 days ago)
One dose not simply not laugh at this
SPART nyan (14 days ago)
Thumbnail killed me
Hehernesee [GD] (14 days ago)
7:31 The real question is why is a 17 year old together with a 14 year old? That doesn't sound right in my book
Hooyooaskin (14 days ago)
Lol I just pissed on a cat... Lmao
When im drunk i piss on my bed because is thought it was a toilet and i cooked my cat
busymanz (14 days ago)
I know these are fake but ITS GUD
busymanz (14 days ago)
HmmM THIS IS NOT DJDBMSKAMACDONALDGSAG
Stone Cold ALDC (14 days ago)
I got drunk on Halloween night and Ran into a Wall after yelling ‘to 9 and 3/4 we go!!!!’ Then laid on the floor and said ‘dumbledore won’t let me in’.
Black_Veil_Brides_ (14 days ago)
I got high off of Hand warmers.
Alayiah Bennett (14 days ago)
i love the harry potter and chronicle of Narnia ones
Ayden Geist (14 days ago)
I GOT DA POWAH
PHANTOM PRINCESS (15 days ago)
yes I have been so wasted my friends told me I blended my ex's phone singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Papi Oof (15 days ago)
The last one got me cracking up
Ashton Schultz (15 days ago)
I wasn't drunk (I'm not old enough) but I once lay down my a Crab Apple tree yelling "CRABS, SHOW YOURSELVES!!!"
Hiruto Uzumaki (15 days ago)
Never Tasted Alcohol in my life cuz I'm only 16 😎
Rodd (15 days ago)
The dora killed me
DominusZak (15 days ago)
0:57 was the movie out when that iOS was alive
Lexie Murray (15 days ago)
Drunk people and spongebob tho 🍺🤣
Some of these are probably fake, but it’s hilarious anyway
Like there was multiple of those apple juice things and sponebob things that were very similar
That thumbnail tho 😂
Alessandro Attias (15 days ago)
I'm under 21, so I've never been drunk
GachaGalazy (16 days ago)
Nope... but I’ve been drunk enwough to wheel a shoe in a doll prank around singing “IM BRINGING CUPCAKE FOR A RIDE!!!” Wait I’m not meant to be drunk at this age.
Andres Garcia (16 days ago)
1:14 help ma fish drownin XD
Lexie Murray (16 days ago)
5:30 kept me laughing 😂
Swagmaster555 (17 days ago)
Maybe some of them does it intentionally, because they are trolls or they are just immature.
Luci ;3 (17 days ago)
1:56
RedGamez (17 days ago)
and LFMAO the battery one XD

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