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Yeah got super drunk once and had a fight this old man inside the car, scolded me for kicking it several times and i just keep saying "blah blah blah" "im dracula". I just finished watching hotel transylvania so i guess thats where i get that. Lol
Once I got super drunk with my friend... he was like " I have an airplane!" I replied "wow, me toooo!" He said "Yeah but my airplane flies!" And i said " my airplane swims!" After that we went home with our planes according to our insta stories. I don't wanna know how i got home.
I went *mostly* sober, last night there was a party and i got more drunk than intended, i couldnt take controll of my drinking (which is why i went sober) and i woak up at 1:am having to clean up throwup
I've never been drunk enough to do stupid shit but I had a bad reaction to some Dayquil once. Spent an hour laughing about how big this quarter was, then accidentally dropped it and swallowed it. Whoops.
I’m only 11 but in pretty sure if I was drunk I would be like “ Hi I’m Veronica lodge from New York TIME TO CHANG FORM!!!!! Oh hi there now I’m Betty cooper!” And then I would grab something put it on my head and yell “ oh I’m not Betty...IM DARK BETTY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” LoL since I’m so obsessed with Riverdale
Oh lol I got one It’s for my cousin because he did it:
My cousin was drunk and Came to me **There is a 8 year gap between us hes 20** “Yo Sherlock Come here” he said
“Sure wut dog” Lol that’s what I said
“Wut is that thing u always say”
“Dab on them haters” I said
He jumped on my other cousin **Hes 1 year older than me* And dabs 😆 ik why it’s because my cousin always roast people yeet
My sisters were in montonegro they were having a party and my sister Raya she drank a lot like very much she stand up on the table and then vomited after that my other sister meira and her friends took Raya to the bathroom and Raya said “I’m not drunk” and she looked angry after that she said “leave me alone and also is that water or vomit on my feet?” Meira said “it’s vomit” after that Raya close the door and locked it after awhile meira and her friends heard noises from the bathroom and when Raya open the door meira and her friends saw that the whole bathroom was like messy the curtains of from the bathroom all the toilet paper was everywhere and stuff. Wow thank god I wasn’t there
My 27 year old sist said this
Me:you where really drunk last night..
Leah:no,how was i drunk?
Me:Well,you screamed at my amazon alexa because she did what i said only...
Me:Then you punched a tree for a half hour,thinking you where in mincraft..
Me:Yep..you threw my hampster out the window and said"PIGS FLYY"and i told you its not a Ginnypig,its a hampster..
Leah:is that why i couldnt find chi-chi this morning..?
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