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I am the 3:38am Batman
A Person (1 day ago)
I feel like all of these idiots are me..
Randall Clark (1 day ago)
#DDM Mom:hello Me:marawanaghiah sex Mom:WHAAAT!!!😨😳 ME:sex on the houuuuuuse Mom:ARE YOU ON CRACK Me::sexy girlfriend fart Mom:OK IM COMING HOME NOW!😡 ME:remember sex is gonna happen WAIT! are you my mom Mom:yes Me:oh... Me:I thought you were Tiffany
HelpMePlease (1 day ago)
Fake
Nadell Hit The Yeet (1 day ago)
It’s surprising that drunk people can type.
serra naz arslan (2 days ago)
5.45 If you were a harry potter fan, you would do it anyway (at least I would do it anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️)
MD GOLD (2 days ago)
"You Called Me obese penguin" These stuff are funny like how drunk you get!!
Amina Krupalija (2 days ago)
DORA GIMME THE MAP
GLENDYL DEBULOSAN (3 days ago)
I know my dad was drunk because when he saw a white car he said "BaK to DA fyutSUr fArT tu!
Maarten Allegaert (3 days ago)
Took me a second to realize Dora speaks Spanish in the US
Thisguyagain (3 days ago)
Yes
cookiefarmer (3 days ago)
Crying this whole video Just came from old Minecraft soundtrack
Ela Gacha (4 days ago)
Idk what you’re saying *Poop*
theonly oreogamer (4 days ago)
I saw the thumbnail and started dying XD
MagicMarinLynx 389 (5 days ago)
"You asked you dad is he was a virgin." Well, I guess he whishes he was...
Sheikh Gaye (7 days ago)
What text to speech do you use?
Zeus Yendor (7 days ago)
THE THUMBNAIL IS A LIE!!!!!
Zero Lantern (7 days ago)
That time when your so drunk and text yourself if you’re in town and respond to yourself
Fuzzy Junior (7 days ago)
I am a kid who eats hand sanitizer I don’t regret my choices
TACOSANCHEZ (8 days ago)
*YOU OBESE PENGUIN!!*
Tortoise Lover (9 days ago)
Last one sums alcohol up pretty well
ToastedCringe (10 days ago)
Swan my button Idk what your saying... *Poop*
dot. (14 days ago)
dude i was not that drunk you laugh at a goddamn deer’s funeral
Supreme Leader Snoke (17 days ago)
Text2Meme < Text2Drunk
Em0lixik ROBLOX GUY (18 days ago)
1:17 and that's why you don't cry
Chill Bill (28 days ago)
I love the text to speech saying poop 2:59
Derek Michael (30 days ago)
Delet this
Megami Subliminals (1 month ago)
I write this comment while im drunk please forgive my english i am french and drunk im glad auto correct is here, kiss my dog for me i am on the floor, he she downstairs thanks you are good
Ender (1 month ago)
Who knows the meme where the dad say "you see those four cars over there son and acholic would see eight." Son" but dad there are only two
Amiseu .H (1 month ago)
Oh god poor dora
Amiseu .H (1 month ago)
Oh god poor dora
Dark Krazy (1 month ago)
"You know his secret too"
CSX RF&P Guy (1 month ago)
A few years ago, my past time was was searching up drunk texts on google and I’d laugh for hours at these. I’ve read most of these
LyingLeira (1 month ago)
1:27 Omigod that's so cute- He's loyal even when he's drunk oml that gurl hit the jackpot
Insane Cassandra (1 month ago)
3:15 wow
Pixel Markings (1 month ago)
*FASEBOOK*
Cello Potter (1 month ago)
*I’m not as think as you drunk I am...*
Jeremy Johns (1 month ago)
Tjese are so fake
MegaflashHammer (1 month ago)
Dora! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME. LOLOLOLOL
Brody Johnston (1 month ago)
*A wild Text2Meme appeared* *UGANDAN KNUCKLES I CHOOSE YOU* You threw memes at text2meme! It made him 500% stronger! Text2Meme used meme machine! It was very effective! Ugandan knuckles fainted
Anime Weeb (1 month ago)
5:29 my name is also anna
Emma Leaf Gaming (1 month ago)
Are you sure they didn't do cocaine?
DeltaGlitch (1 month ago)
The thumbnail actually killed me
my ipad is 2% (1 month ago)
A: LAST NIGHT YOU WERE SO DRUNK DUDE B: no u
George Gamerul (1 month ago)
- Dude, i was not that drunk.. - You picked up a little mexican girl and screamed "Dora! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME."
iiAcePerfect (1 month ago)
Th3Y 4r3 s0 f4K3!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!
MochiChoci uwu (1 month ago)
*fa-ce-book* *SOMEONE GET ME MY LUNGS BACK-*
Dezsia (2 months ago)
When they said it's 3:38 am, it's 3:38 am right now
sparki ni (2 months ago)
2:34 lol
Kathy Talanges (2 months ago)
1:02
Inverted_Paradox (2 months ago)
These are fake
Angelise DaSweat (2 months ago)
despacito
memer boi (2 months ago)
"The party was at your house" I was dead
DiaKitty (2 months ago)
I will never get drunk!
Natsu Dragneel (2 months ago)
1:26 that’s a good boyfriend 😁
Srija Mitra (2 months ago)
3:00 the way he said "poop" was so cute though 😂
Tohtori Vanukas (2 months ago)
I replied to something but I Cant find it im really confused
Tohtori Vanukas (2 months ago)
Im so tired I feel like drunk
Neko Puppet (2 months ago)
That thumbnail..
Weird Silky (2 months ago)
The thumbnail..
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Still Candle (2 months ago)
Don't forget to scrub scribe
Lee – Tyler (2 months ago)
*a baby and a half donzen of babies*
Aggelos Manolis (2 months ago)
3:00
My cousins girlfriend is morgan
Luna The fox AJPW (2 months ago)
That poop at 3:00 tho... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Max Man (2 months ago)
*goose my button*
JustinYismydaddy senpai (2 months ago)
My unlimited data is being like totally oppressed by all this shitty wifi
Forever Alone (2 months ago)
6:00 I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT!
Jp. rs1273 (2 months ago)
Guy: I wasn't that drunk Other guy: You put an apple on your wrist and said "I HAVE AN APPLE WATCH!!!!!"
Sombr a (2 months ago)
oOf
cupcake lover (2 months ago)
*iM sO hApPy i DeCiDeD tO kEep yOu*
Stephanie Owens (2 months ago)
Everyone say dude I wasn’t that drunk but they obviously were
Stephanie Owens (2 months ago)
What
Most of them is Like watching me wen I'm drunk bruh. (I'm 25 btw ;-;)
Xd Jango (2 months ago)
That sounds like something my ex would do
Xd Jango (2 months ago)
Pause at 5:43
The Orca (2 months ago)
*fasubuk*
Yeet (2 months ago)
Botch
Plants99 (2 months ago)
God o eked haancs with akxbaub woooo wooo 😰
GotMoxie? (2 months ago)
This guys awesome
Seinfeld (2 months ago)
What program is he using to make that voice.. Just curious.. If somebody know it?
Phil Swift (2 months ago)
I read alot of these earlier on google
ProjectFlashlight612 (2 months ago)
Proof positive that alcohol makes almost everyone into a stupid unfunny arsehole. At least with cannabis you get truly weird shit.
Sarah Cb Official (2 months ago)
I smell iphone 5, a little too much..
michelle nolen (2 months ago)
A baby and a half of a baby.
empress (2 months ago)
what voice did you use for this
AlbertDaChillBoi (2 months ago)
'you called taxi to take you home' ~~~ 'party was at your home'
Aatu Kananen vlogs😂 (2 months ago)
No they were hydrated
Taunus (2 months ago)
I’m fucking dying from that thumbnail.
Plop plop :/ (2 months ago)
R/thathappened
Prismate (2 months ago)
Daddy derek
*0:20** Lol* Edit: *1:21*
OVO Pingu (2 months ago)
*I know you secret optimus prime*
Supersonic gamer 888 (3 months ago)
*_I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME_*
Classic (3 months ago)
*demoman*
Moose Miller (3 months ago)
OBESE PENGUINS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!
DrftIntoTheRft (3 months ago)
Oh yeah yeah
Moss Agatta the Hyena (3 months ago)
*Err0r: Success*
an imaginary world (3 months ago)
Man people do some weird stuff when there drunk
Steve the Red Pikmin (3 months ago)
Dude you were so drunk last night No I was not You put your Mom's phone into The blender and Said you were making Apple juice.
printed paper (3 months ago)
"hagrid! you're real!" *hagrid hugs you* he really is real

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