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50 Funniest Drunk Texts!

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Text Comments (999)
Anniyah Garrett (6 hours ago)
Slymonster (1 day ago)
When mean Mom won't let him eat the bathroom garbage
cupcake butt (1 day ago)
why is mlp in there -_- (the picture after one ends)
Vasilije Novakovic (1 day ago)
9:36 hey babe i gotta tell you something it is 3:38 nope it is 21:02
Dogster limalama (2 days ago)
The Pony picture. I hate it
CheetozFTW (2 days ago)
I question you: Why the actual heck did you use a drunken pony pouring beer into both of it’s ears as a photo?
Ava Gracious (3 days ago)
One time my best friend was drunk and she was yelling “thicci nikki is back and better than ever” and she had pillows and a bunch of sheets in her shirt and she was yelling it out the window😂😂😂
nikos maraletos (5 days ago)
9:39 says it's 3:38am under msg shows it was sent at 21:02
Lanie Roff (4 days ago)
nikos maraletos it’s military time...
Halo Fancy1234 (8 days ago)
7:07 actually finding Dory
CV- ScareCrow (10 days ago)
Oversized mushrooms Smurf’s village😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guestjammer 2468013579 (11 days ago)
Number 2 was great XD!
Legion 3969 (12 days ago)
9:36 hey babe | babe: its 3:38 AM. Litterly see 21:01 ..... Bro get ya ass out of here now patrick SpongeBob lets go ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Mako ツ (13 days ago)
"Dude, you were SO drunk last night!" "How? I wasn't! Stop lying." "Bruh, you were yelling "RETRIEVE ME GOLD, SLAVE!" to my Golden Retriever." "Okay I thought that was a dream!" "Uh huh."
BRONZX Playz (14 days ago)
4:15 my only friend
Abigail Z (15 days ago)
Dude why did I wake up and see 5 happy meals on my bed? You don't remember? Nope After that party last night you skipped to McDonalds and pointed a straw at the cashier and demanded 5 Happy Meals with My little Pony toys in it
Abigail Z (15 days ago)
When my mom was so drunk once she told me there's a man in the closet, he's not scary, so don't be afraid, of him, I never sleep near a closet again
rose plays (16 days ago)
Dude you were so drunk last night What did i do!? Some robbers stole your TV and you chased after them saying "you forgot the remote!"😂😂😂 ...😕 K ill stop
Josh Dupitas (17 days ago)
7:48 how the fk do u drown a fish?
cookie lover (17 days ago)
My uncle came to my house once drunk and started talking to a house plant complaining why it's not talking😆😅
Ingrid Lee (17 days ago)
I’ve never been drunk, nor high... However, I was so tired one day, I yelled to my friends, “Find me a portal, I’m going to Narnia!” My friends all looked at me like I was drunk... Well, at least I’m sober, but when tired I’m like not... I guess?!?!
itz Galaxy (18 days ago)
I need to stop reading the comments my stomach hurts from laughing too much Dude you were soooo drunk last night... No I wasn't... You went up to a family walking their cat held up the cat and sang that song from the lion King (naaaaaaaaa suvenia manuvisi mama)
Cidinxx Gamer (1 month ago)
I was drunk last night and I was yelling to a stranger "hey I'm rich wanna live with me" and he was so freaking confused and he calls the cops my friends told me that btw
Oof Berry (1 month ago)
Wth is even that pony picture
• Ashlynn Rose • (1 month ago)
God's Sparkle (1 month ago)
No pytał się czy jestem dziewicą XD Ale nie wziął pod uwagę faktu, że chyba pisze albo z matką albo z ojcem XD
peez picks567 (1 month ago)
Once me and my friends were waliking around at night drunk and we saw a little Asian girl that had the same hair as dorra and her mom was with her and my friend walked up to them and said “DORRA JUST FUCKING KILL BOOTS!!” And the little girl started to cry and the mom slapped my friend we laughed so hard.
Savage Memay H2o (1 month ago)
Sadique Muhammad (1 month ago)
My fav is 0:35 lol
Rain drop (1 month ago)
Once my cousin got too drunk and started climbing a tree yelling "SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! DOES WHATEVER! I CAN!" And I was just like WTFFF
Rain drop (1 month ago)
Goddammit get rid of the pony picture for christ's sake
ATFootball (1 month ago)
Here is mine Me: I was not that drunk Friend: we were at Disneyland Me: anddd Friend: you sang “I’m a Barbie Girl!” Me: not that bad Friend: then you went into the Star Wars section Friend: at 2 58am Friend: and sang frozen Me: shit
Nathaniel Garcia (1 month ago)
Nicole Hildebrand (1 month ago)
How drunk was I Asked your mom to call a taxi So? We were like at your house But when the taxi came you got in it and drove to no where
Veminom (1 month ago)
Fuck you Tracey,you ruined my childhood because of that pony picture. Im disliking this stupid video.
Wallorey Lovichan (1 month ago)
My personal favourite is this one from 5:30 #OneDirection Larry~ >v<
Tarik Huskić (1 month ago)
There's no way I was that drunk You went to a blonde guy with muscles and yelled:Yohnny Bravo i will kill your dog!
Saifullah Habid (2 months ago)
That's a cute picture of the character Berry punch from mlp
Connollyjaxso _ (2 months ago)
My mom was drunk when she came home and I woke up, went to her, and her underwear was outside her shorts. SHE ALSO HAD HER PERIOD!! Shes like, "WhErEs mY UnDErWeAr?"
Connollyjaxso _ (2 months ago)
I think I'm always like this.... but not drunk...
Kiesha Newsome (2 months ago)
i had a guy living with me and he got drunk and was fighting the air thinking it was a person. it was pretty funny. he also was army crawling on the ground from the kitchen trying to gt to the living room to lay down on the couch. i thought he was coming after us so i took the baby and moved
Kiesha Newsome (2 months ago)
+Siddhi Shinde yeah bad think is the air won...
Siddhi Shinde (2 months ago)
Kiesha Newsome lol
Lele Pons (2 months ago)
For every like I will add a chocolate 🍫
Mariah Rivadeneyra (2 months ago)
So I wasn’t drunk but a had a really bad sugar rush at school saying “I nEeD mOrE cAnDiEs”and then said “I wIlL dIe WiThOuT mY cAnDy”then slapped every boy I saw saying”GiVe Me AlL yOuR cAnDy!!!”so then I got expelled...:|😂😂😂😂
Siddhi Shinde (2 months ago)
Mariah Rivadeneyra omg 🤣🤣🤣
Jin ryan YT (2 months ago)
You know I drink beer and my girlfriend told me we do funtime in the bed omg
GamerPunkSoal (2 months ago)
One night I got wasted with as couple mates. I remember I said multiple times “I’m the most sober cunt here!” Even though I was as drunk as my mates. At one point I said I was hungry so the mate who’s house we were at got me some biscuits (crackers). I sat on the gutter (curb) and took one bite then I lost the next hour and a half (which only felt like 25 minutes) and was told that during that time I said I wasn’t hungry anymore and threw the entire box of biscuits onto the street. And 20 minutes later looked at the bitten biscuit in my hand and said “Hey a biscuit” before taking a bite! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the fact most of these text messages are always rejecting they were drunk
AyeIts_Milo (2 months ago)
Somerandomassperson: Who are you? Friend: (Name), and you were so fucking stupid last night Randomassperson: How Can you tell that for sure? Friend:...you told your reflection in the mirror to stop copying you and started scream-singing the song copy cat and broke the mirror. Randomassperson: I stand corrected, that poor mirror... System: *Mirror Has Left The Chat* Friend: Drink Some Water...
Goddess 13 (2 months ago)
5:35 directioners assemble
Hazel S (2 months ago)
Goddess 13 🙋🏻‍♀️
Erica Warren (2 months ago)
Your stealing my jokes i know you
Wolfie Brave (2 months ago)
5:27 Live footage of Harry and Loui from one direction texting
*Black_Phantom * (2 months ago)
9:22 The real convo was this White Text: Come on dude.. I wasn’t that drunk. Blue Text: You went up to a semi truck and whispered “ I know your secret... Optimus Prime” White Text: You know his secret too....? Blue Text: You’re an idiot
Shadowsnake 989 (2 months ago)
Ok don't tell anyone but I'm 13 and I went to Ohio with my family and they brought some beer and alcohol so I tried one and it was GOOD so I drank one whole bottle and 2/3 of another bottle and I went outside and saw a squirrel and said SANDY GET BACK HERE
Shadowsnake 989 (2 months ago)
Then I was super sick lol
little_corgie gacha (2 months ago)
-Dude what time is it? -6 a.m. -OMG -You're drunk -Why do you think that? -Because you were screaming "Happy New Year" -My wife is going to kill me
Shivank Satyal (2 months ago)
Yessenia Hernandez (2 months ago)
Am I the only one who saw that one text that was misspelled harry and instead of harry it was hurry??
xxLilAlphaxx !!!!!! (2 months ago)
Christian Ramirez (2 months ago)
Dude you were so drunk last night No I wasn’t You gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling grow Mario grow!!
Joel Durach (2 months ago)
7 ads in one Video.
Nova (3 months ago)
Once my friends dad was so drunk his dad went to the shed and got some tools while banging the house and singing the bob the builder theme song...
Jemima (3 months ago)
I can’t stop laugh 😂
kimberly perkins (3 months ago)
LMAO I was in Colorado working and got drunk on our day off. Called my best friend to come get me. She was in Bama. She heard the Cumberland train whistle and was worried I was about to die lol
Erin Shah (3 months ago)
One time, My best friend was so drunk, that she insisted we go to IKEA and when we got there, she hid in a cupboard. Whenever someone walked past, she would jump out yelling, "I JUST CAME BACK FROM NARNIA" while we laughed our butts off. 🤣🖤🖤
Lily Goedeke (2 months ago)
Ruhel Alam (3 months ago)
Dog z.0 0 4 4 4 4 4 0 0 0 14 4 4 1 3 6 4
Ruhel Alam (3 months ago)
small chicken nugget (3 months ago)
My dad was drinking one beer bottle and u said to him DAD DONT GET DRUNK PLZ🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
jure babnik (3 months ago)
4:15 my only friend
Lily Goedeke (3 months ago)
Medieaval Beabe (3 months ago)
My friend’s dad once got so drunk he hugged a tree. And no, they are NOT hippies!😁
shawna jude (3 months ago)
hailey: laghing uncontrollably me: this hoe drunk
Jonas Ruez (3 months ago)
To get a life
DumbReactions (3 months ago)
Why the pony picture?
Cupcake Lover (3 months ago)
3:33 was the best I laughed so hard
Sally_days Roblox (3 months ago)
How drunk was I Well... So? U put ur phone on airplane mode and said"where's my private jet I wanna go to space" Really And after u figured out u couldn't get a private jet u tried to tape boxes on ur back thinking they were jet packs Might explain y I am in the hospital Ikr
Electro Cat (3 months ago)
-I wasnt that drunk.. -Dude, you picked up a stick and yelled EXPECTO PATRONUM to Jack... -He had a black cardigan tho..
Don Bailey (3 months ago)
Bartender turned a little green snake loose on the bar, a drunk said, somebody in heres drunk but its not me, bartender asked, what makes you think its not you? The drunk said, this snakes green. The bartender said, so? The drunk said, my snake is pink So it couldnt me me whos drunk.
shyann wen covers (3 months ago)
I seem to drunk text everybody ..lol
Animal_ Lover (3 months ago)
They are old enough to drink and get drunk, but censor “butt” ???
Scile (3 months ago)
Oh yeah yeah
Scile (3 months ago)
Oh yeah yeah
Scile (3 months ago)
Oh yeah yeah
Scile (3 months ago)
Oh yeah yeah
Gaming With Lulu (3 months ago)
“A baby and a half dozen babies.”
phlantsx_ (4 months ago)
AlphaWolf warrior (4 months ago)
I once got so drunk on KETCHUP and asked my cousin the next morning how drunk was I? And he said I was whispering to my lava lamp saying "I know u r in there Patrick starfish!!!" Lol
Lily Goedeke (4 months ago)
Lol is right!
AlphaWolf warrior (4 months ago)
I hate that pony picture!!!its so UGLLLLLYYYYYY Like if u agree 😌
Butt waffles (4 months ago)
Brother: Dude I was not that drunk last night Jeremy: Yeah you were Brother: How? Jeremy: You called your mom telling her she didn’t have sex with your dad Brother: Maybe I was.......😐
kayla cooper (4 months ago)
5:27 to 5:52 had me dead!
Jessica Vandorsselaer (4 months ago)
On my brothers 18th birthday they went to a bar and my mom made the bartender as my brother for id because the bartender was my brother friend and already new how old he was and later that night they picked me up my brother was so drunk that he didn't even realize I was in the car till we were almost home then he yelled hi Jess
Juan Directioner (4 months ago)
5:28 any directioner got goosebumps by seeing their name???
Legendary Ghost (4 months ago)
Friend:dude you were so drunk last night. Drunk friend: no I wasn’t Friend: dude you went up to a random bird while we were walking and said “hey, fly me to wakanda or ill eat yo chicken wings”🍗
Oh no (4 months ago)
1:58 Its 3 PM....,
lazy gacha gurl 2525 (4 months ago)
My older sister wassss sooo drunk she cane in my room and asked where was mr. Nonuts (mr. Nonuts us our family mascot
error crackerd games (4 months ago)
Biggest Harry Potter fan (4 months ago)
Harry Potter texts? I'm listening..🤓
Random Fandom (4 months ago)
LOL I DO SRUNK SO MUCH LOL I . haven’t had mu Christmas late Y did you make diy taste
Limbo Cat (4 months ago)
When your friend is drunk Girls: 🤦‍♀️😧 Guys: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
ellisa elly (4 months ago)
My story is when my aunt went around in her bra and was saying "i love u " to everybody and said who wants to go skinny dipping with a skunk
Youssef Boussi (4 months ago)
Video is exposed look at the time the text was delivered at 9:39
Madison Bornman (4 months ago)
Luke Gamer2 (4 months ago)
"Your drunk last night.." "Whats wrong with that then?" "You point your Finger Gun in front of Police Car and said"BANG BANG YOUR DEAD JACK"." "Who the f*ck is Jack?" "The Police Officer question you that and you said "ITS MY BOYFRIEND"." "I ain't gay MotherF*cker" "Well you said it.."
demskittlesdoe ! (4 months ago)
My mom once came home drunk and asked my dad if he was single.....my dad said "really....??" The next morning ahe woke up she asked what happend my dad rold her and ahes like "oh..." -_-

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