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This is why you stay away from your phone when you're drunk! Music Fluffing a Duck and Circus Waltz - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100768 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
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Text Comments (336)
Yupdumb YT (5 hours ago)
Hi
Reaper (20 days ago)
the party was at your house lmao
The Golden God (3 months ago)
Dudh tfis didio wasss funiy
lmao box (3 months ago)
My name is Morgan
Spyros Deloglou (3 months ago)
1:27 Sheogorath, is that you??
Natela Adlens (3 months ago)
"Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single, then started crying when she said no"
MasterGaming (4 months ago)
''asked ur dad if he was a virgin'' ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION ADOPTION
Cooper Talbot (3 months ago)
Why do you think I care about it I am just about to have another birthday and then this happens? You should go and get some respect for others, as you don't seem to have any.
MasterGaming (3 months ago)
Cooper Talbot me too its 6 am and u lost for editing arguments
Cooper Talbot (3 months ago)
MasterGaming now can we just stop this argument I am trying to sleep.
Cooper Talbot (3 months ago)
I mean that reply that I put there does not exist I deleted it.
MasterGaming (3 months ago)
Cooper Talbot adoption still exists wtf u dumb af
FlamingoLover 10 (4 months ago)
Excuse me?, can I have a half dozen of babies?
Sofyan25 (4 months ago)
2:42 The guy talking makes it 100x funnier
Reverie King (4 months ago)
i hate this robotic sound
CEGHY CEGHY (4 months ago)
I love xans. I don’t remember anything.
Elementrix YT (4 months ago)
He protec He attac but most importantly He get drunc With his Fam
Cat Loving Trio (5 months ago)
Funniest texts ever.
gustavs grauze (5 months ago)
Where am i?
Cool Cole (5 months ago)
I am the batman
Ross Scarlet (5 months ago)
a baby and a half dozen of babies... what a legend
Hi I'm weird (5 months ago)
"I love alcohol" "I regret everything" I guess you don't love alcohol anymore now do you?
Rasmus Tikka (5 months ago)
Poop sound so funny with the robot voice
Béla Tóth (5 months ago)
More i want mooore
Puggles (6 months ago)
"Look at how small this lion is!"
Agatha Kousaka (6 months ago)
1st - What Stiles Stilinski would say
Patrik Käpyaho (6 months ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
TheUnHumanHuman (6 months ago)
*_Poop_*
Sonari N. Roulette (6 months ago)
Banquets of cheese
Liar 248 (6 months ago)
2:01 jesus christ it's Jason bourne
This man drank 6 babies.
Elauce M. (7 months ago)
What i have to deal with lol https://imgur.com/gallery/7EMQA
Livmativ :p (7 months ago)
I died at the party was at your house. XD
Daniel M.I (7 months ago)
Drunk people rule!
Miguel Casas Arrojo (7 months ago)
Poop
trekfall (7 months ago)
Take it seriously I am the batman
ThorlockPlayz (7 months ago)
*banquets of cheese!*
ImHalfrican (7 months ago)
These are so fake 😂😂
Delaney Draws (7 months ago)
1:40 A HeRcUlEs MuLlIgAn?
Crayon Boi (8 months ago)
THE FIRST ONE REMINDED ME OF TOM FROM EDDSWORLD PLZ DONT SAY IM ALONE
These are all fake
BonnieAlpaca :D (8 months ago)
They can type Better then me they use periods
EricRBX Trading&More (9 months ago)
"Im a batman" 😂😂😂
ItsJacobHere (9 months ago)
300th comment
mrvisu (9 months ago)
it's jason bourne time xD
Morgan Cass (9 months ago)
0:32 I got scared when it said Morgan cause Morgan is my name
dj wilims (10 months ago)
LOOK HOW SMALL THIS CAT IS
Game on! (10 months ago)
https://youtu.be/a8c5wmeOL9o
gustavs plugis (10 months ago)
Make lomger vids xD
totally random content (11 months ago)
🅱ANQUET OF CHEESE
The Shaman Of Dusk (11 months ago)
"You asked your dad if he was a virgin" XD
Kathryn R (11 months ago)
Swan my button
Jose Sanchez (4 months ago)
opooooh
ThorlockPlayz (7 months ago)
Kathryn R mallard me
Feeling_Insfired (8 months ago)
Kathryn R poop
Kathryn R (11 months ago)
banquets of cheese!
Dat Lit Wick (11 months ago)
“Look at how small this lion is” XD
*P 0 0 P*
HawxTalon Gaming (11 months ago)
I SPIT OUT MY MILK AND CHEERIOS AT THE "No, I'm not smooch." PLEASE HELP ME
danius rides (11 months ago)
Lmfao 😂😂😂 The last one is the best!
Aliyah W (1 year ago)
" A baby and a half donzen of babies"
OpsCreeDGames (1 year ago)
The last one was OP
Armaan Gill (1 year ago)
#girlscount Lol jk
NikAce (1 year ago)
d u d e
leetlebob (1 year ago)
Show the text in the thumbnail instantly GOOD FUCKING JOB
Ardisos Ardisos (1 year ago)
I'm so Esteban ... *bursting weird laugh* what? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
grassroots (6 months ago)
babsib im drunk
MasterTahir LordofNoobs (6 months ago)
Ardisos Ardisos I would love to be Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del la Rosa Ramirez.
cooltina789 (1 year ago)
"Poop"
cooltina789 (1 year ago)
I'm early!!
Tsurara Oikawa (1 year ago)
That last one
Great little (1 year ago)
A
Diamond AQW (1 year ago)
2:37 best one
stellvia hohenheim (1 year ago)
Last one was so fukin fake
N9ne Lives (1 year ago)
Right... tying my shoes...its Jason Bourne time. 😂😂😂 #MadeMyDay
Nguyen Hang (1 year ago)
Very funny good video
Oc Creator Ruby (1 year ago)
You where petting my cat saying look how small this lion is! And he is a grey cat
Jakub Vostal (1 year ago)
0:40 who has my name Kuba and speaks english?
Shal ucard (1 year ago)
That Jason Bourne bit was hilarious
Miranda McKown (1 year ago)
This is a cowbells tipoff Chanel
Disrespectful (1 year ago)
My dad texted me once Dad: helo can yiu say too mam if she can driveee me home Me: dad are you drunk? Dad: no I don t hav my glasses.
Jm lol also your profile pic is everything!
Sky The Angel :3 (1 year ago)
U R M Y L A D Y P A N T S
MostSavagePug (1 year ago)
OMG SOO FUNNY AND IM IN A LIBRARY
I'm batmam
FFAplays (1 year ago)
3:03 isnt an drunk text
BitterMilkTea (1 year ago)
"Can we just kiss noww." Smth tells me .... It's eridan >:00 (just ignore this lmao)
NiFsU (1 year ago)
Please, please do another one!!! I was dying throughout the vid...
Kasey Kilian (1 year ago)
Person one: Idk what you're saying. Person 2: Poop
Kasey Kilian (1 year ago)
u r my *L A D Y P A N T S*
Blackopsnnja44 (1 year ago)
yeah i understand its supposed to be about humor but the 17 yr old drunk under a 14 yr old girls bed fucked me up
LikeICare (1 year ago)
I can relate so hard
TheDeejay94 (1 year ago)
Look at how small this lion is 😂😂😂😂
Moxley Francis (1 year ago)
every time he said " dude " I thought he was saying "duke " so I was thinking " wtf has duke done "
Ayla Connop (1 year ago)
"you were so drunk" "no i wasnt" "yes, (insert stupid thing 'they did'" "oh lmao"
tyty john (1 year ago)
lol I am dead when the 17 year old and 14 year old joke
Banana Dude (1 year ago)
everybody is saying that he is cowbelly well... he's not he's just using the same voice also cowbelly does memes and games mostly
Chef Mike (1 year ago)
17-year-old dating a 14-year-old...what the fuck
Andrew Leal (1 year ago)
lol I laugh so hard at all his vids 😭
Frank Stalin (1 year ago)
copying cowbelly
Nexo 2546 (1 year ago)
can't stop laughting
Big Boss (1 year ago)
LOOK HOW SMALL THAT TIGER IS!!!!
Aaron Mike (1 year ago)
dude 2:04 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂
Leo Edwards (1 year ago)
I use long word to make me sound smart , that's why I'm so photosynthesis
Digimaniac Studios (1 year ago)
I love the way the voice says "poop"
Early June Sadness (1 year ago)
look at how small this *LION* is
ZereLaatikko (1 year ago)
i lost my shit when that guy asked his father if he was a virgin.
grassroots (1 year ago)
2:42 opilop
Tyzma (1 year ago)
0:56 Person: Dad are you a virgin Person's friend: *raises finger, opens mouth, inhales* I- *lowers finger, sighs*
Alex Barnes (1 year ago)
you are my lady pants
fLy14yr (1 year ago)
The "I wasn't THAT drunk" pisses me off so much it just ruins the last bit of believing "it might be real"

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