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Subscribe For More Weeby Metal!: http://bit.ly/Riffsubscribe Download the song here!: http://bit.ly/riffshoppatron To LEWD or NOT TO LEWD. That is the question. Elsie Lovelock (Clean Vocals): https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin Matt Fisher (Screams) : https://www.instagram.com/mxe.matt/?hl=en LYRICS: (Lolicon Chant) L-O-L-I-C-O-N adorable girl that’s me! You can pat my head and pinch my cheeks, But you better not beat that meat COME ON YEAH! L-O-L-I-C-O-N adorable girl that’s me! You can pat my head and pinch my cheeks, But you better not beat that meat Oniichan lets play the game where And turn off all the lights! And take a bath together like we always do! KYAAH! (Screams) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING, THIS IS THE FBI. YOU SICK MINDED FUCK. DON’T YOU LEWD THE LOLIS, THEY’RE KIDS! YOU ARE NOW ON OUR WATCH LIST! Popsicles! Love popsicles! sucking on cherry popsicles. But my favorite flavor is you. UGUUU WAHH!! (Screams) MOTHER FUCKER. JUST STOP RIGHT THERE. WE THE LOLICOPS THAT SERVE AND PROTECC SO YOU LIKE EM YOUNG? HOW ABOUT 10 YEARS to LIFE IN JAIL This movie’s scary Oniichan, hold me don’t let go. My hips are moving on their own / Look at this Cute bear on my underwear I hear you like Boku No Pico? Look at my Sharp tooth smile and swim suit style, what rhymes with MEDOPHILE? COME ON YOU SICK FUCK CHRIS HANSEN (SCREAMS) L-O-L-I-C-O-N adorable girl that’s me! My Chest is Flat, But yet you fap, the cops are on their way to your house. YOUR HOUSE
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RiffShop (6 months ago)
FINALLY. After all of the requests, we finally did it, you sick fucks. What song idea should we do next? (most liked comment will *probably* have a video made about it)
MaxRoti (11 days ago)
Yaoi lel
Kaitlyn Starlight (1 month ago)
catgirl metal, or trap metal... or trap catgirl metal
RiffShop would you be able to provide isolated lyrics for this, kind sirs?
the fegieman (2 months ago)
futa and or traps
greendragon098 (2 months ago)
RiffShop CatGirl Metal
Hert lo (10 hours ago)
welp I'm 17 years old so it's legal for to lewd Loli
Boosette (12 hours ago)
Not sure why but i think i need to watch boku no pico
Weeaboos Hunter (1 day ago)
Well...well...what do you we have here?
BTS trash (1 day ago)
This is perfect.♡
subliminal Tyranny (1 day ago)
Acoustic version anyone?
xxhipstergaming2 xx (3 days ago)
I like somthing its not popcials ITS FREE RESTATE
xxhipstergaming2 xx (3 days ago)
Its age restricted now huh
Cameron Jenkins (4 days ago)
I don't think I've ever felt this uncomfortable watching a video on youtube.
Willkingster (5 days ago)
Okay...thats it im calling th- *FBI stares at me* Me: Uhh...hi? *Goes to jail*
LegendaryMeow (5 days ago)
laugh so hard when i watch this
Ghost57 (5 days ago)
Join the lolicops to "Serve and PROTECC" my bois and gals!
The Flame (6 days ago)
The best loli is the bearded cop tbh
Michael Rosen (7 days ago)
Such a good beat (not of the meat though)
The Question (7 days ago)
Just watched this again for the first time in ages. Already have the song, but some of the video, especially the popsicle bit, reminds that as awesome as some anime can be, other anime makes me think "so was Japan nuked too much, or not enough?".
TomeksaYT (8 days ago)
1:00 Anime?
A7X Armageddon (8 days ago)
I have no idea why but when you screamed "You sick fuck" I laughed for like 10 straight minutes
iDrinkWindex (8 days ago)
Knock knock knock
Tavish The cat (9 days ago)
New rule of the Internet There is a metal versión of everything
gembel elite (9 days ago)
10/10 would *not* beat that meat!
RollingBall (9 days ago)
questionable but to the ears, *MY* ears *it's good*
Hummy/Hunt Nanase (10 days ago)
"Nicholas Cage butthole pics"
Random UserPerson (11 days ago)
Who did the loli illustrations in the video? (The pink haired girl they used.)
Lauren (12 days ago)
Angry weeb lol
I never thought was missing something in my life this much. Well, actually, i had. Many things. Good education, a job, a girlfriend, a place to live in that's not my mom's house, but not this. But unlike all those things i actually get to have this.
Nepu! (12 days ago)
Justice served
ArgoBoyBG68 (14 days ago)
The grin, that I was making on "My favourite flavour is you"...
UnaT1muS boi (15 days ago)
I think im technically young enough for it to not be illegal lol
Sh!t Slayer (15 days ago)
1:00 thats a fucking hentai!!
Hcvnifz Ufxvktdx (15 days ago)
Nova Void (15 days ago)
The intensity of that FBI gets me EVERY TIME
Maria Martinez (15 days ago)
Eloco (16 days ago)
Moshi Moshi keisatsu desu ka?
mkozinski (16 days ago)
shouldn't it be called "incest metal?"
xElien (16 days ago)
Honestly, I enjoyed boku no pico
Joshua Berthelot (17 days ago)
HOTDOG Ackerman (17 days ago)
Swas Loids (17 days ago)
boku no pico jokes in 2018, thank you. keep up the great work
Mister Purple (18 days ago)
This is Awesome 😂😂😂
Alan Cordova (19 days ago)
No tengo idea de cuántas veces he visto este vídeo xd
Vinny (19 days ago)
I dont know if i puked or fapped to this... Maybe both.
TheUndying_Soul (19 days ago)
I found.... my vocation...
Big Brother (20 days ago)
Hello, lolice? Yes, I have a video to report. It's a big one.
The Cat (21 days ago)
The FBI memes have gone too far.
Net Tones (21 days ago)
wtf meme musik hahaha
gab l (22 days ago)
Hey you are from Wisconsin? I saw the "i closed wolski's bumper sticker"
RiffShop (22 days ago)
haha amazing eye! We're from CA actually, but my whole family lives in WI. That place was awesome from what I remember!
Daniel Amaral (22 days ago)
Does anyone have the sprite for the pink-haired loli of the video?
OrangeVoid (24 days ago)
The worst thing about this is, now. I go around humming "My hips are moving on there own"... What have you done
tamam adicahya (25 days ago)
i only listen to real music
Santiago Castro (25 days ago)
LEGENDR McpeRedstoner (25 days ago)
fuck off FBI its vanilla so its fine you stupid fucks
Victor Costa Espanhol (26 days ago)
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
darkfullgor 0_0 (26 days ago)
eli-boy 747 (26 days ago)
Oh my god if you are on the FBI watchlist after watching one loli video, then i'm in danger. I mean seriously i'm fucked!
Hyicrotai (27 days ago)
Isnt loli similar to shota like yuri is to yaoi
Mario Valentino (27 days ago)
I heard you like boku no pikah
King Weeb (27 days ago)
Lolicops, lmao
Rodrigo Ribeiro (29 days ago)
Where does the art come from? There doesnt seem to have any credit in the description as of now
Organic MEMES (30 days ago)
"L-O-L-I-C-O-N, Adorable girl, That's me! *YOU SICK FUCK*"
Joey DeJesus (1 month ago)
I love 12:13 with him slapping the snot out of this filthee kid
Dope Bird (1 month ago)
Makes me want to be a cop
Simon Birrer (1 month ago)
Song so good it gave me a boner
Rogie Santos (1 month ago)
NOO NOO!!! It wasn't me this time. It was this song - me (After the FBI crashed into my house)
Rogie Santos (1 month ago)
FBI + Police = Lolice
Fox Ears (1 month ago)
Honestly, Chris Hansen best loli
Alguien Xd (1 month ago)
Whats name of the anime in minut 2:22? Sorry for mi english A im dont speak english mi idiom it's spanish
Merked (1 month ago)
Nice. Im still in the legal age.
Chris Hansen here
LucarioPlay (1 month ago)
night furry (1 month ago)
Who the fuckk added the english sub loool that was funny af
qrow :v (1 month ago)
beautifull just beautifull (mi ingles es asqueroso)
Undecidedable (1 month ago)
i belong in jail
Richard Delano (1 month ago)
Well looks like I'm off to jail
Mei BestWaifu (1 month ago)
So gooood ! We just want more loli content !!!
Ghxouls 1159 (1 month ago)
What if your watching polo and your a kid? ;D
MINICUB ANT (1 month ago)
1:09 the FBI is so strong that he can pass through the border of the screen XD
Oni kun (1 month ago)
What in the world did I just watch
Nicol_ Gameplays (1 month ago)
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Lemuel Cang (1 month ago)
Where's the sub version?
lizelchaos (1 month ago)
meh... i prefer crossdressing hentai :s
Texan GMR (1 month ago)
I am part of LPALA (Loli protect anti lewd agency)
МММ момент из хентая воткнули)
Terraria Heaven (1 month ago)
Why would you make this sure i do love lolis but god damn me i feel so embrassed now even though no one sees me watching this...
2 legs four wheels (1 month ago)
That Regular Guy (1 month ago)
God I am a degenerate
Strelok86 (1 month ago)
I'm scared. Cuz someone is knoсking in my door now...
ezzthewizz (1 month ago)
We need the offcer man green screen please
Just Monika (1 month ago)
Why I think that's the best?...
Nick Dos Games (1 month ago)
shoujou ramune yes yes aquela carinha
Mikkie Mouse (1 month ago)
I love them
Michael Breeden (1 month ago)
So I googled it, (purely out of curiosity, I swear) and boku no pico is NOT A LOLICON ANIME. Just take my word for it. I’ve already said too much. I can feel the feds watching me...
yesnt (1 month ago)
A B (1 month ago)
Foxtrot (1 month ago)
New Content Cop sure looks good.
Makoto Kurosu (1 month ago)
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 So Lolicops are also lolicon who want the loli only for themselves *LOLI SAIKOU* *LOLI FOR LIFE* *LOLI IS LIFE* *FLAT IS JUSTICE*
Thomas Rogan (1 month ago)
Black Deviljoker (1 month ago)
I actually instantly searched for " soft loli breathing"
Melki A.N (1 month ago)
Lolicon bau bau pedofil hahaha
Matthew O`Conner (1 month ago)
Loli ain't good so you ain't nothing if you like that shit

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